nameraka

enjoyed season 1, but apparently not enough to keep watching. does it get better?

i hate that guy. girl. whatever. or do you mean the other one?

dammit. i have allstate.

this was my first impulse...

we had a bit of a storm last night. i didn't really think too much of it, but the whole damn tree came down taking out a section of our fence (cheap wire fencing) and a section of the neighbor's wooden privacy fence. a brief review of internet sources suggests that the neighbor's homeowner's insurance should cover any damage to their property because it was an act of God. i'm just wondering what the protocol is for discussing it. (i don't really know them very well) i was thinking i would just put a note on their door letting them know i was calling my insurance company and suggesting that they do the same. you know, give them my number and all if they want to discuss anything. does that sound sufficient or should i go over there. (i really don't want to... )

wait... i just want to know what the good kind of diarrhea tastes like...

that's not a bad idea. i think i have one out in the shed.

i feel compelled to keep posting, but i don't think i want to win.

i'd push the red button.

gross.

i wasn't living in here when hugo hit, but i'm from florida, so i kinda know the drill. my guess is, as far off as the storm is now, we'll have time to buy supplies if it changes direction. of course, i've been wrong before. once. i don't like to talk about that.

i live in a small town in the sticks no one has ever heard of, so i usually just tell people charlotte. also, i'm right behind you... right now...

SC is at least kind of reasonable. you all get hit every now and then. we, on the other hand, haven't had a hurricane since hugo in 1989. hell, we're where all the outer banks people go to wait out the storm.

not unless you were at the grocery store. i only leave the house to go to the grocery store.

also, i'mm having a goddamn eggroll and you can't stop me.

because of the hurricane. we're 200 miles inland in fucking north carolina. stupid fucking rednecks...

'round and 'round, 'round and 'round... what? :robotlol

have fun paying that power bill.

this. now stop fishing for approval you miserable cretins.

also this is david lynch making quinoa

hey, vampires are undead people too. :robotmad

stereotype much? we aren't all zombies you know. some of us prefer blood.

is the missing third wonder twin.