nameraka

hi

that sounds nice actually. fine. waffles for second breakfast.

and is it waffles or are you stupid? 😠

i have feelings about this.

blah, blah, blah, something "angry".

1. entropy 2. breakfast 3. lists of things that MUST happen

never forget

life is the game. death is the prize.

it is not a universal truth that more is better. more cancer, for example. not so much better. 😐

Had a friend in college who became a funeral director. She makes good money.

Clearly you've never had a bad blow job. I hate you.

Is a dead job. ☠️

i notice you're spelling burt reynolds wrong. i mean, that is the mustache of a god... with a mustache.

i got it in the throat. they took the swab from there too.

everything or nothing (we're talking about bagels here, right?)

Oh. You meant that literally. *Pulls pants up*

Could someone please kill me virtually? This is so fucking boring. Also, could someone order a pizza? Not pizza hut though. The last time I ordered there it was fucking nasty. Or, again, the death thing would also be fine.

here you go.

i thought it was a synthetic drug that made you eat faces...

You have no idea how sorry I am to hear that. Say hi to all my inbred swamp dwelling cousins for me, wont you?

That would be a bit of a tell.

you really need a comma in that title.

you don't. you conceal carry. i guess, open carry would be like making everything rattle when you enter a room or something.