nameraka

crosses fingers...

idk, looks fine to me. but that being said, would the messiah post a broken link? i think not.

and... tua gets injured. seriously, take the four yards and slide. those concussions aren't making you any smarter, bro.

jesus. who put the hex on my dolphins?

In my defense, it really wasn't my idea. That being said, I hope my continued existence isn't too much of a burden, and that we aren't having meatloaf for dinner. Because fuck that nasty ass ketchup glaze bullshit.

i can't handle the truth.

i too went to a shitty religious college in the sticks. it cured me.

i don't know what i mean by that.

we saved you a seat.

that doesn't really answer the question. it could just be performance art.

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i don't think he'll bother. pretty sure the name xtube is already taken.

so there's no way on earth i'd have voted for rfk jr. but... brain worms, a dead bear in central park, eating a dog, and now: chainsawing a whale's head...? https://www.axios.com/2024/08/26/rfk-jr-whale-chainsaw-investigation?utm=axios_app Tell me this guy's life wouldn't make a great, fucked up biopic. or maybe a semi-fictitious screwball comedy?

wow. somehow i have no memory of this.

worst telltale game ever.

before sunrise