nameraka

livermush, 1 egg over easy, hashbrown.

nice thread you have here. wish i had one like this... EVERYBODY BE COOL. THIS IS A ROBBERY!

EVERYBODY RUN! HE'S GOT A BOMB!

you fool. .. that isn't what i said.!

dammit that's it. i'm gonna kill myself. at least i can't fuck that up.

am i doing it right?

we're not gonna talk about judy.

Wait Most Humans? You have found the elusive female testicle?

popular business management/ self help books are mostly bullshit. they fall into one of two categories 1. repackaging common sense into something that sounds like wisdom. (usually by being vague and obtuse.) 2. pushing toxic positivity.

Shit. Sorry. I don’t go in current affairs much. Those people frighten me.

This is now the um... choose your own adventure thread... Yeah...

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2024/05/21/health/microplastics-testicles-study-wellness#close-menu Anyone else curious as to whether or not their hypothetical offspring might have Reed Richards type stretching abilities? Maybe I was too hasty on the no kids thing...

Oh really? What was your kite doing in my mathematical equation?

I hate the smell of men's cologne. All of it. It smells like old lady farts. All of it.

i have a great aunt who turns 100 in june. i can't imagine what this world must look like to someone born in 1924.

I never actually went to band camp.

Holy shit. There was a tornado. Power was out all day yesterday. I may need to move somewhere where there's no climate change.

Film appreciation. Music appreciation. Gym. It was required for some reason. Business 101. Useless class.

5lbs? That sounds like a better deal.