nameraka

it appears we are at an impass...

well, to be honest, i'm not entirely convinced that i'm real. i was kind of hoping that one of you knew some way to prove it.

If so, prove it.

See. You've got the alzheimers. Now you'll have to have a colonoscopy.

You're old. Go to the damn doctor, fool.

I'm just gonna put a cap on this with a "thank god..." https://www.huffpost.com/entry/josh-stein-defeats-mark-robinson-north-carolina-governor_n_672a590fe4b0be8c956ad41e

Here, to tide you over.

Also, this is the new November mascot:

Oooh. We could randomly set the clocks back an hour just to fuck with everyone!

we need to make november less lame. suggestions?

this might be a good time for you to leave, wednesday...

i don't really like radiohead. there's nothing wrong with their music. i just don't care for it. and yes, i've listened to Kid A in its entirety. it's just not my thing.

top 5 nic cage movies starring nic cage Leaving Las Vegas Wild at Heart Titanic but with nic cage. Raising Arizona Ghost Rider. it's a terrible movie but may be the single best use of nic cage in a nic cage film.

It's been almost 20 years since I have seen a large chunk of the people I graduated with, and I think I want to keep it that way my 30th is this weekend. i'm not driving 6 hours round trip to hang out with a bunch of people i didn't hang with 30 years ago.

i'm looking forward to all the confused looks and having to explain this to people... honestly, i might just wear it around the house. https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/63646819-aqua-teen-hunger-force-never-forget

This is a serious scientific study. I am trying to ascertain how many fish use the internet. Please post here if you are a fish, but only if you are a fish. If you're not sure if you are a fish, pm me and I will put you in touch with resources that can help. Thank you.

incoming!