nameraka

jesus. who put the hex on my dolphins?

In my defense, it really wasn't my idea. That being said, I hope my continued existence isn't too much of a burden, and that we aren't having meatloaf for dinner. Because fuck that nasty ass ketchup glaze bullshit.

i can't handle the truth.

i too went to a shitty religious college in the sticks. it cured me.

i don't know what i mean by that.

we saved you a seat.

that doesn't really answer the question. it could just be performance art.

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i don't think he'll bother. pretty sure the name xtube is already taken.

so there's no way on earth i'd have voted for rfk jr. but... brain worms, a dead bear in central park, eating a dog, and now: chainsawing a whale's head...? https://www.axios.com/2024/08/26/rfk-jr-whale-chainsaw-investigation?utm=axios_app Tell me this guy's life wouldn't make a great, fucked up biopic. or maybe a semi-fictitious screwball comedy?

wow. somehow i have no memory of this.

worst telltale game ever.

before sunrise

inland empire

super mario brothers the movie (1993)