fall starts at 8:43am sept 22 at which point it becomes legal to drink pumpkin spice or whatever the fuck you do in fall.
that's it.
that's the post.
you're welcome.
In my defense, it really wasn't my idea.
That being said, I hope my continued existence isn't too much of a burden, and that we aren't having meatloaf for dinner.
Because fuck that nasty ass ketchup glaze bullshit.