Top Gun

Will you ever get your ass kicked by a middle-schooler? Oh wait, that already happened.

Learn how to fucking read already.

No and no.

If I believed for a second that you actually worked at a school, the fact that you'd be allowed within 50 yards of a child would be a fucking travesty.

Dandyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

I saw some lady panicking that it'd be "way too dangerous" to pump gas and that they needed the "trained attendants" to keep doing it. What the actual fuck.

Don't blame me, I'm still back in November somewhere. Poor DVR's stuffed to the gills.

I did that with the lawn mower when I was 12. My dad just laughed at me later.

The other day I used my face wash, then the normal soap, then poured out the face wash again instead of shampoo. I just stood there for 10 seconds wondering what the fuck my brain was doing.

You make Trump's hands look big and beefy. A 5-year-old could probably wreck you.

Drunk sack of shit says what?

You realize that Vegeta has sucked since day 1, right? Like, fucking Yajirobe helped beat him.

I thought 2016 was the biggest piece of shit year ever. Then 2017 said "Hold my beer." Still praying for that fucking giant meteor.

That's your own damn fault, then. Quit whining about DeMarco. And yes, shockingly enough, the current Toonami is nothing more than ASA with a new (read: old) set of bumpers slapped onto it. Nothing's really changed as far as acquisitions go. And wow, four whole people chose to watch something else on a night that, by design, most people wouldn't be watching? What a revelation!

The year someone shoots you in the face for being a disgusting creepy fuck? We can only hope.

I wish. I used to laugh my ass off at the butthurt he generated.

Only beta bitches drink cheap swill.

Kind of an odd scene to choose when Beerus moving like that is an intentional visual gag.

Only beta bitches don't want to own a car.

Stop being a beta bitch and buy them for yourself.

It's amazing how you can't read. No anime series is more iconic to the block than Bebop. Not Trigun, not Inuyasha, not FMA, not anything else. It is a given that they will keep renewing it as long as they are financially able to do so. As long as people want it to be on the block and keep watching it there, the (small amount of) money isn't being wasted. I don't even get around to watching most of the shit I own on disk that I haven't seen, much less what I already have. Airing in a weekly broadcast slot makes for a great external motivator and lets you talk about it with other people who are simultaneously watching it. What a shock, not everyone consumes media in the exact way that you do.

I didn't know you could see into the future. Sweet.

You could be stopped by Stephen Hawking.

...you really don't have an off switch do you.