Top Gun

Love me some FreeSpace:

For the past few years our school policy shifted from the older lockdown to "Run, hide, fight." Which is just insane when you see it laid out like that.

That is not dead which can eternal lie.

It means that you need to watch better movies.

Do you weigh the same as a duck?

... ...Boku no Pico? >_>

Jingo attempts epic win, immediately falls flat on face per usual.

Because Americans are motherfucking idiots.

From personal experience, let's just say that tidbit doesn't shock me in the least.

Maki has absolutely zero competition for Best Girl.

Gross.

With what subscriber-hemmorhaging money, exactly?

I mean there was a snowball's chance in hell that we'd get something that ridiculously high-profile.

Phew, no Red Menace.

Wooooo, more of my idiot fire children!

Jingo urgently formulating a defense.

Goddamn this show is fantastic.

I know there's next to no chance we get these (hell, Crunchyroll may not even, given how stupid OVA rights can be), but man I am always down for dumb baseball episodes.

Could you maybe take your inane broken-record prattle somewhere else for once in your life?

Fed Ex is a special kind of incompetent.

"De gustibus" and all that.

The commercials for the PA governor primary are the cringeworthiest shit I have ever seen, bar none. The Republican cast is tripping over themselves trying to out-Pennsyltucky each other. That's right, keep pandering to the high school dropout rednecks, that'll show the world!

Jingo continuing to fellate fascists.

Jingo prefers his voterbases to be intellectually disabled and missing several teeth each.