Top Gun

I normally mock people for saying this, but holy fuck tell me that second half wasn't scripted.

Except in this franchise "dead" means "okay guys see you next week!"

The commercials looked absolutely heinous, so I'm surprised to hear it's actually decent.

I heard the recent Street Fighter stuff was pretty heinous. The original movie would be too if not for Raul Julia absolutely chewing the scenery and dishing out some of the best one-liners ever.

ITT we learn that someone who "got straight A's throughout high school" can't even recognize basic plot progression.

I somehow doubt that Toonami is overly concerned with the opinions of a handful of nerd refugees from the decaying corpse of the ASMB.

It's fun watching someone who couldn't even pass a high school English class attempt to critique an author's writing abilities.

1/10 not even up to Zeni standards

Vampire Wars Psychic Wars Sword for Truth Descendants of Darkness MD Geist Virus fucking Buster Serge QED

It only takes three to slap someone upside the head.

I Stuck My Dick Into a Hole I Cut in My Waifu Pillow, but It Turned Out She's Really an Ancient Rabbit Goddess?!

Fair enough. That's not something I particularly understand beyond a cursory academic sense, but hell, you do you.

It's adorable watching ben get so butthurt over the shitty series he likes getting canceled while Togashi can take two-year breaks and still sell ridiculous numbers of volumes because he can actually write well.

No, seriously: unless you are the parent of young children, why do you even care what letters or numbers show up there? It's all completely arbitrary based on whatever standards & practices intern happens to be given the shitty job that week.

The fact that anyone gives a shit about what those little boxes full of letters say continues to bemuse me.

Oh shit, I totally forgot Psychonauts 2, though that wasn't a Kickstarter per se.

2/10 troll harder

git gud

Free? I'll take eight!

Anyone who doesn't like RE4 is objectively terrible.

I also miss watching Japanese cartoons via relativistic electrons slamming into phosphors.

Going through my suburban stop-and-go commute with a stick seems like it'd be the very definition of hell. My new-ish car has flappy paddles, but I haven't even bothered with them yet.

Eh they'll just chuck Vic at her because why not.

Must have been one hell of a balancing act.

For games, it's Obduction, Descent: Underground, Overload, and Strafe. The first released and was fantastic, the next two are either in early access or have prototypes/demos available, and the final one has a release date in two months, so I'm doing pretty well.