Top Gun

If that's your definition of "amazing" you really need to expand your horizons.

If you're getting your kid a smartphone before the age of 12 or so you're part of the problem.

Of course, and I've always had a bit of a fundamental revulsion to his basic sameface pattern. Which sucks, because when you look at characters like Frog and Robo from Chrono Trigger, it's clear the guy can do some really awesome non-humanoid work.

What a shock, Toriyama can't draw human faces well.

Um, yeah? Multiple times as far as I know.

Nonexistent

That is beautiful.

My finest Melee moment was resting someone 3 times in a single round. If they weren't using a Wavebird they probably would have strangled me with the cord

This.

Ah yes, an era in which people were dumbasses who regularly put their lives at risk for no gain. Much like smoking, come to think of it.

Every sandwich I've had from them has been horrifically mediocre. They're a pale shadow of a legit hoagie.

Translation: "Oh pillow waifu, how I love thee..."

What is "Things that will help him get cancer even faster," Alex?

I'm eternally grateful I live in the land of Wawa because Subway is terrible.

Tiny Toons was great but Animaniacs was fucking brilliant.

I feel intensely stupid for never having made this connection.

The very first forum I joined in my earliest n00b days was dedicated to a flying-shootey game series that I used a joystick to play, so I wanted to choose something pilot-related. I think I was originally going for Red Baron, but that was taken, so I settled for this instead. It fits, since I apparently "saw" the movie in theaters while in utero. I've used the same name almost everywhere ever since, with a few random letters chucked onto the front as needed.

If your phone notification isn't the Preston and Steve "DEEEELLLLCOOOOO!" jingle, I will be sorely disappointed.

I GET IT

Personally I just think it's hilarious how he proves my points even while claiming victory.

Silly Zeni, you didn't have a job.

Nah, probably just give you a semi.

Classy as fuck.

No, just you Ben. And I'm not remotely "worked up," as you put it, because that would entail putting any sort of value whatsoever on your critical abilities. As it stands you're just an occasional amusement, nothing more. It means that you were spewing bullshit, per usual, and you continue to do so in this post too. Evidence beyond the anecdotal directly contradicts what you're claiming, so maybe try whistling a new tune.

It must truly be terrible going through your life without having even the slightest understanding of normal human motivations and interactions. I'd even pity you if you were remotely worthy of it. Oh, and I hate to deflate your hate-boner, but Unicorn was pretty massively successful in the Japanese market and is well-regarded critically. But you've never been one to let facts get in the way of a good tantrum, have you?