Swimmod_Luna

I thought she wasn't your girlfriend yet because it was just a first date. How could she "cheat" on you if you haven't agreed to be exclusive yet?

Sure I'll share my lasagna rolls with u

Stahp

Are u hitting on me

https://drizzlemeskinny.com/chicken-parmesan-lasagna-rolls/ Yum yum

Real talk tho, Bing is good for porn. Seriously just do a Bing search for whatever kind of video you usually like to watch. You won't ever go back to Google or even porn sites.

What kind of cereal? Cereal can be super high in calories depending on what kind it is and you might be surprised to see what kinds are highest in calories. Like some cereals may be 400 calories for 2 cups, which for me would be like 1/4th of my daily calorie goal and I'm not really trying to lose weight super fast. (If I were it would be closer to 1/3 my daily calorie goal because I'm so short) Also, invest in a food scale for more accurate measurements. Measuring cups can help get you close but some foods can surprise you, and some things are almost impossible to really portion out properly without a food scale. $20 should be enough to get a decent one if you look on Amazon. CICO (Calories in, Calories Out) is really all that matters for weight loss. That doesn't necessarily mean you have to count calories, but if you are eating fewer calories than you are burning you will lose weight, it's as simple as that. For some people eating low fat/low carb/low whatever is the easiest way to eat at a calorie deficit, but for me just counting calories has always been the easiest because I can eat literally anything I want as long as I budget the calories for it. You can calculate how many calories you burn every day here, and just aim to eat below that. I use myfitnesspal.com to track what I eat every day.

Ur mom

I mean my supervisors aren't here this weekend so we're free to use our phones but like, if that's all I'm going to do for 95% of the day anyway I'd rather just do it at home

Nope I'm a virgin

He would freak the fuck out tho

I should have. I'm dying of boredom rn

But us millennials love avocado toast! It's the law. (j/k I don't like avocado toast either)

Why not get avocado toast. You already have a house so why not enjoy yourself.

Yes he arrived on April 8th

Picky, picky Is that just a personal preference or is mylar just generally bad for...whatever you people do with balloons.

Ur going to hell

How about these bad boys

Psh where's your sense of adventure

But minions are so hot

He's In the Aeroplane Over the Sea

No

Should have played "Communist Daughter" instead so she would know how much you wanted to stain her mountaintops