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Man, that was a really short season. Hero- Good job Purple Boy! Mineta is in fact the worst. Shut up douche. Oh hell no don't let that douche near my daughter. LOOK AT MY BABY. I would die for this child, absolutely no questions asked. Meanwhile Bakugo tries to kill Deku. Don't be mean he's nothing like All for One. I love these hardboys. FUCK YEAH, STEW. Todoroki is trying his best to connect these dots but he's missing half of them. God I wish he'd choke me next-wait, I mean what? Ooooh, is there a tragic backstory for Aizawa on the horizon? LOOK AT MY BABY, AGAIN. Goddammit Monoma you are completely fucking useless. I love Fatgum. Someone please hug my daughter. Heee Froppy hibernates. Good luck kids, do your best. Oh hey, shit's going down. This seems like a lot of effort just for a couple wallets. You are the pros, boys! Ha, they're all starstruck by All Might. BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM. I would have just let that lady get killed and that's why I could never be a hero. Aww, All Might still gets to save somebody. Ya did good, kids. My automatic reaction is that I hate Slidn' Go. Dr Stone- Beat her ass, Kohaku! Tsukasa meanwhile is not okay. I'm with Magma, just kill him. At least nobody's trying to kill them anymore. Nikki is best girl. Hell yeah, it worked! It's okay dude, deadlines don't exist anymore. Senku you really don't have to bring back Goku. Fuck you, cop. Just stare at that lady's giant boobs for comfort as you die. Tsukasa really did turn out to be a surprisingly good dude. How well can you do a lung transplant? Well, glue works too. Y'all should really probably kill that guy. Good news buddy you're gonna get stoned! Okay Yuzu how good are you at sewing open wounds. It's fine, just have him bite down on a shoe. I want his sister and Suika to be friends. Now it's yoru turn to go into a coma! Jesus christ dude. Good luck, y'all. Can we just give him the dirty cop's lungs? Everyone's so excited and meanwhile Tsukasa's just laying there trying not to die yet. Oh that thing is uncomfortably coffin-shaped. I'm not saying I'm shipping it but I'm not not saying it. He fought a gorilla too?! Yeah those were like, three good days before you turned into an asshole and decided to kill him. "Mario is 10 billion percent tripping balls" is not a sentence I expected to hear today but here we are. Whelp, time to cry. It's boatin' time. PIRATE SENKU. I'm gonna guess whatever happened was America's fault. Yashahime- LIGHTNING. Hoot hoot motherfucker. Moroha continues to have zero competition for best girl. Hey Kaede why don't any of these kids know about their parents? Oh I do not like the creepy boneless corpses. Is Sango dead, show? Everyone loves Kilala. Oh good, because everyone wanted to see what Myoga's doing. Oh fuck please tell me that's not our new Shippo. Setsuna sucks. BONE COW. Just give the dogs some bones. Jesus christ what the fuck. Oh sure we can't get any of the OG crew to appear in present time but we get all the Myoga we could ask for. I'm never gonna remember these names. Moroha is the best. Myoga just tell them they're cousins, they're never gonna figure it out for themselves. Towa you're a goddamn idiot. Well that's metal as fuck. Do we really need to flashback to what she said literally 90 seconds ago? Skeletons don't count as people. I also get way more cool when I wear good lipstick. SHE DID THE THING. Jesus christ Towa either grow a pair or figure out a way to go home. Hi, obvious Miroku. Food Wars- I hope everyone dies except hot dad. I hate all of you. Shut up spice boy. Shut up dimestore Sasuke. Who the fuck is this idol girl? I hope that guy at least keeps his pants on. Well, at least he has a decent plan for when they lose. I hate this girl more than most of the others. Blah blah blah I don't care. Lemme guess, all the tickets were soba. Allez cuisine! Today I learned how few fucks I give about how soba is made. I hate you, Soma. Get that boy some ritalin. I'm not even your family and I'm ashamed of you. Oh, is he actually gonna do something besides be annoying and get naked? Clover- Swole Asta is physically repulsive. I hate you, Tinkerbelle. Meanwhile Asta's just a random dumpster baby somebody tossed out. This series fails so hard it has multiple fire users and I wouldn't fuck a single one. She looks exactly like every other female character in this series because the author can only draw one lady face. I'm still rooting for evil Seitz to kill everyone. How does this guy have these memories from his father when he just said that they never saw each other again? Oh what the fuck now. Kill them, evil guy. Oh, it's dimestore Griffith. Tonight's theme is skeletons, apparently. Yuno broke. In addition to being a regular prince, wasn't Yuno also the reincarnated form of that dead baby elf prince? I feel like that makes even less sense now since he's from an entirely different country and wasn't born anywhere near the elf territory.

Genuinely disappointed that they didn't include the most relatable line in this entire arc.

It's literally none of our business what their vague health reasons are. These people are actually complete strangers to us. Stop being weird and speculating on it, it's creepy.

Y'know, I would think that Goku having his own fucking Thangiving Parade balloon is a pretty big hint that the genre isn't as obscure as that one douchebag wants to believe.

Me before: Wow, this one specific dude on that forum is a real idiot but I have no opinion about the place as a whole. Me now: Wow, the entire site sounds like dicks and I wouldn't touch it with a 10 foot pole. So like, good job to their mods I guess if their goal was to make a whole different forum think badly about them.

I've read a couple chapters, it's really funny.

It was actually good! I admit that I know very little about the original manga, but it was a really fun watch from an outsider's perspective. Her face is a little jarring at first, but it doesn't take long before you get used to it and forget how weird it is.

Oh, agreed. Black Clover has unreasonably great OPs compared to literally everything else about this show. Hero- Kiss each other you adorable kids. Douche Rogue, still the worst. Uh Aizawa you really might wanna get in there. Try not to kill each other, kids. I was wrong, Mineta is by far the fucking worst. Guard your tits, girls! No just let him grab you and blow all his limbs off. BOOOOO. Gunhead Martial Arts are really paying off for her. Rare sighting of Ponytail Dadzawa. Awww Aizawa really did teach him how to use his scarf. Deku tell your vestige man to call me. Oh sweet he's already getting better at using it. Don't worry this isn't a trick, he really has no idea what he's doing. Shut up Douche Rogue. Forever disappointed that he didn't explode all his limbs off. And then Deku died. Nobody calls you that, tubby. I love my kids. It's okay Shinso you tried your best. Suck it, other kids! "Midoriya, what the fuck?" Midnight's having a great day. Bet ya hugged him real hard, didn't ya? Aizawa is best dad. Dr Stone- I hope they fix her. And then Taiju blinded him. Taiju is a good boy. Yaaay it worked! Awwwwww. Well girl that's a complicated question. Why am I crying. I want her and Suika to be friends. Oh hell no you stay away from her. Ohhhh this is not gonna go well. Shit, she's free. Oh goddammit it's the cop. Oh you son of a bitch. No don't leave your sister with that asshole. YOU SON OF A BITCH. Owwww. Alright what kinda science magic can we pull out to help this. Senku you're built like a wet noodle what are you gonna do? And then they died. The real surprise here is that Senku managed to drag another person out of the river. He looks so weird with his hair down. I forgot he's technically divorced. Dude that's not what happened with the stone magic. He wanted a peaceful world, fuck him! Aw hell he's got some flash step shit going on. He's gonna need those fingers! BIRDS, GO. Tsukasa turned out to be a decent dude in the end. That's a real nice idea but you're going to die in like two minutes. I love that they're just bros now. BOOM. Goddammit just die. I hope you got armor under there. Whelp he's dead, show's over. If he's gonna die anyway he might as well take you out with him. Oh shit. RIDE THE LIGHTNING, BITCH. Now quick, harvest one of his lungs. High five! Yashahime- That cat is goddamn immortal. Moroha has literally zero competition for best girl. So where the fuck is Kagome anyway? Teacher Crispin doesn't care about your time traveling drama. Where the hell did she learn to play a violin? Stocking up on modern snacks, as you should. Is that Kagome's bike in there? It's funny that they worry about changing the past when Kagome could not have given less of a shit about taking things back with her. Oh the stories he could tell you about those days. Uhhhh how do you not know Kagome, the fuck happened to your parents? Is Kagome dead? Did all of our old main characters die offscreen? You probably shouldn't give that thing your magic eye pearls. OH WHAT THE FUCK KIKYO. I always knew that bitch wasn't gone for good last time! Look kids it's a real long story we don't have time to get into it right now. What's this, an actual plot? Does Moroha even know she's related to them? The hell is any of that supposed to mean? Is Sesshomaru's wrong path his decision to boink the fifteen year old that he half-adopted as a small child? I forgot she has a light saber. FOOT, GO. I can't believe that thing actually worked. Is that the fucking Shikon jewel. Moroha/backpack OTP. Sesshomaru kinda fucking sucks. Food Wars- Hi, hot dad. Long story short, literally everybody is horny for Soma's hot dad. Okay so Erina's dad was always a creepy little fucker. I don't care that much about his pre-dilf days, show. Yeah yeah I get it, he's the best and beat everyone, and then he got jaded and lonely at the top, blah blah blah. Sad times in Flavortown, folks. Are you drunk as fuck, eventual hot dad? I absolutely don't really care about your school days. So who'd he fuck? How dare you give me an entire episode of hot dad but then make him too young for me to thirst over. Clover- Swole Asta looks objectively wrong and makes me uncomfortable. I hope they all die. I choose to believe queen swirly eyes and her big titty giant sea witch are lesbians. Charmy continues to be the single bright spot in this dumpster fire. Is that a goddamn bidoof in the hot spring? For the love of god somebody get higher standards. Noelle, still fucking terrible. I want to watch all of you die. Charmy is the only bitch in this series that I respect. I still hate you, Tinkerbell. Oh what the hell now. Yeah sure whatever he's a prince now. Special- Holy shit, a music video on the block that's actually legit good and not a joyless obstacle to suffer through between episodes? I never thought I'd see the day.

Okay that was legit cool.

They've released an episode every single week since they started dubbing the season. They've earned a damn break.

My only two emotions are burning rage and unquenchable thirst.

Hey whoever's spying on this thread, I want you to go back to the original forum and make sure the OP knows that I called him a fucking idiot with a tiny penis.

Sometimes you just have to accept that you can't fix stupid and drop the conversation before the idiot makes you have a brain aneurysm.

I can accept the tradeoff because the double MHA week is giving me a combo serving of my two favorite things.

Truly there is no end to my suffering. Hero- Oh hell this can't be good. You keep your throbbing to yourself, buddy. That is also my ringtone. Well that's not ominous at all. Shut up Douche Rogue nobody cares about your inferiority complex. Jjiro confirmed for best girl. Please punch his vocal cords out of his body. I hate you, Douche Rogue. Her quirk is cool but her hero name is stupid. Uh yeah I think it's safe to say they figured out your location. You leave my angry bastard son out of this! Oh fuck you, kid. WELL THAT'S NEW. The time has come! Uh Shinso you might wanna run. Hey Aizawa you might wanna get in there and stop this shit. HUGGING. Awww tiny Ochako. Now kiss. Little help here, Purple Boy. Quick, just say All Might sucks or something! Helloooo new boyfriend. Deku tell your vestige to call me. SURPRISE! That's a lotta quirks. Slapping works too. Goddammit not now, Douche Rogue! Aizawa just wants to see his purple son fight. Dr Stone- I love my science boys. Could y'all not just scoop up some of that gun powder on the ground? Taiju, do your screamy thing again! If you're lucky you've got quality poop. This is the most intense shit-based moment I've ever seen. FUCK YEAH MY BOYS and also Magma. And then everyone died. Yay, Chrome helped! FUCK YEAH, SOAP. Tsukasa's group sure survived unreasonably long considering they don't believe in soap. We are all fodder for some nerds. Oh SHIT. I love my screaming good boy. Uh hey whatcha looking at. BOOM, BITCH. That'll fucking do it. You think these guys know what half those words mean. Oh hey, Ear Boy's okay. Dude your face, no wonder you wear a mask. You're gonna have to launch Kars into space. Oooooh there's a tragic sister backstory. Well this is depressing as shit. Never fight someone right at your dick height. Why am I crying. Goddammit Senku. The hell have you got to lose here, Kars. Awww good they saved the tank. Taiju is a good boy. Surprise, you're an asshole! You could just selectively revive people without smashing the shit out of the others. DYNAMITE, GO. Neat, I didn't know that. Yashahime- Your sword sucks. LASER SWORD. Bitch just kill that thing. Towa kinda sucks. Now shove those pearls back in your eye sockets. Moroha is best girl. Did Kagome never tell her kid that she had a last name? Do they not know they're cousins? How is Kaede still alive, they don't even have soap back then! I don't think that's an accurate lion fact. Boom, snake to the face! Y'all might wanna run. Hey girl meet your grandma. Goddammit you idiot child! You chose an objectively worst host, demon. Careful, she's got a rock! Don't worry, she's just gonna stab that little girl in the face. The rock thing shouldn't be so funny to me. She's got weaponized ambien. The phrase "Lord Inuyasha" sounds objectively wrong. Wait, did Kohaku never know about the time travel thing? His wife is way too chill about all this. Wait how do you just not sleep? The hell is a dream butterfly? Fucking butterflies. Food Wars- Is it too much to ask for a meteor to fall on everyone except Soma's hot dad? Maybe I'll get lucky and this train will go off the rails over a cliff and there will be no survivors. I don't care about Tortellini's flashback, show. You had me at cheesy potatoes and you lost me at sardines. You gotta learn how to fucking wing it, bitch. That crepe sounds horrific. Give me hot dad's clothes blasting off or get the fuck out, show. I am forever disappointed. You all tie as losers. "And Megumi was also there in the background." Fuck you, food Dandy. Dude's just skiing down a mountain in a suit like he thinks he's fucking James Bond or something. Rindo fucking sucks. Man, hot dad is awesome. Well that's some bullshit. Couldn't she just cook like shit and give them a free win against the douche squad? Christ just shut up. Clover- I don't know who this guy is but I hope he dies here. I hate that this show has unreasonably good OP's considering how shit the rest of it is. At least if you all die, you don't have to be in Black Clover anymore. This is the worst version of Howl's Moving Castle. Is it too much to hope that he gets crushed by that thing? Wait since when can he fly? Bad idea, lady. Was there a timeskip while they were training or something? This lady is a real downer. I still don't care, show. Blink, motherfucker! I'm rooting for the giant snake here. RIP giant snake, you were a real one. Noelle, still the worst. Green boy, still a gross horny bastard. Mimosa, still needs higher standards. The rest of these losers, I still don't give a fuck about. You're free but unfortunately you have to live in this series. Kill them all, evil Seitz. This girl has treats and Charmy's gonna eat them. Oh I am definitely rooting for him to destroy the world. Aw hell, what now?

It figures that the week I skip Black Clover would be the week when people I don't hate get screen time. Hero- It is time for the Angriest Rowdy Boy. Boy what is your head. On the bright side, there'll be plenty of room for Shinso in the hero course after Bakugo murders four students. Shut up Vlad. Aizawa, here to ruin your fun. Thank you Kendo. I love my angry bastard son. Here, everybody take a bottle of Bakugo's sweat. Oh, she's Buggy the Clown but hot. Glue boy creeps me out. That boy is a damn pokemon. Wait did Bakugo just willingly help another person? The biggest twist in this arc is that Bakugo has discovered the concept of teamwork. Suck it, Douche Rogue. There he go. It's a trap, again! And Weldman, with the power to...weld! SUGAR PUNCH. I love my kids. And then King Explosion Murder murdered everyone with explosions. Here have a sweat bomb. Jesus that was fast. I'm proud of you, kids. You have received Aizawa's approval, be very proud of yourselves. It's not your fault, nobody expected Bakugo to play nice. "Friend" is kinda overdoing it. Eat shit, Monoma. Don't let Bakugo hear you compare Deku to him. Do your best Shinso and the rest of you can choke. Man i hope Douche Rogue blows his limbs off in this fight. Good luck kids you're gonna need it. Dr Stone- Hi Bambi. Wake up Science Boy it's time to save the world. Fuck you, Kars. Just let Magma kill people. Senku's weird helmet is ridiculously funny to me. "Oh fuck is that a tank!?" I'd follow Senku into hell with absolutely zero questions asked. Oh man, revive a World War 2 history nerd and have them explain it to Magma. Taiju is best boy. Now tell me you rigged that tank to self destruct. BOOM. Oh SHIT that is cool. Hi hot lady. Titties. I respect her. Nikki is best girl. Plan B, just beat the absolute piss out of them. God I love my screaming good boy. This went surprisingly well. HUGGING, FINALLY. If you spill that, we'll have to kill you. Why am I about to cry over this. RIP gorilla tank. Well that was quick. Science is so fucking cool. Aw shit they're coming. MY GUN POWDER. Y'all better start running right goddamn now. I hate that he looks so cool. Okay that "follow him into hell" comment is coming true way faster than I expected. Aw fuck the jig is up. Whelp that's it, show's over. Oh no don't make Taiju cry. FUCK YEAH, SCIENCE. Remember, use Magma as a meatshield. Gen's only here for the free Pepsi. I forgot these two met before. You know nerds can't run fast. Yashahime- Let's all pretend we don't know who Sesshomaru fucked. Uh kids the meadow's on fire. And then she died. Well that's new. How the fuck is that cat still alive. Oh hey, Kagome's brother grew up generically cute. I give her five minutes before she gets into a fight. I hate that outfit and that is a poor excuse. I see you in the back there, discount Kuwabara. Break his arm, he'll learn a valuable lesson. Moroha is already best girl. Uhhh you two know your parents are bff's right? Kohaku also got generically cute. Uhhhhh you two know you're cousins right? METHINKS MAYHAP WE MIGHT HAVE CHANCED THE CENTIPEDE. Oh dang that's cool. Whelp, ya fucked that up. Hi there, Crispin. If you touch that adorable child you're going to die. Why do you have that sword? How the fuck is grandpa still alive!? Well now she's gonna have to kill you all. Fuck it, use your powers and then kill them. Shut up child. RIP centipede, again. Man how did both of you blow it within like five minutes? I don't think trees should glow like that. There they go. Family, literally giving no shits. Wow that sword was a piece of shit. Food Wars- Are we supposed to like Rindo at all? How the fuck is Megumi the only one who passed. I hate you all. And nothing of value was lost. Soma, continuing to be an insufferably smug bag of shit. Oh yeah I'm sure asking your festering anus of a dad will work out. What a surprise your festering anus of a dad is still a festering anus. I miss Soma's hot dad. HI SOMA'S HOT DAD. I am rooting entirely for hot dad and absolutely no one else. Shut up Megumi. You can just admit that you agreed to it because you're also horny for Soma's dad, just like everyone else. Fuck off, Megumi. I'd be the worst at this I lose my shit the moment someone walks into my kitchen. It's amazing how tolerable the gross food thing is when it's coming from a hot middle aged dude. Meanwhile, Erina is still insufferable. I'm gonna fuck your dad, Soma. Everyone's horny for cooking dilf. You had me at mashed potatoes. And then Megumi pissed her pants and cried. You deserve a better kid. Yeah just waste time writing notes to each other instead of helping at all. Maybe you dumb shits should be contributing here? Clover- Is this shit really going into recap already? It's been like two episodes! I'm definitely rooting for Possessed Evil Seitz here, may he murder everyone slowly and painfully.

THIS IS HORSE SHIT.

If they don't say the line I'm flipping a table.

It's just money. Amazon was able to throw the most money at the license, so they got it. This is a franchise that'll slap its logo on literally any piece of merchandise that's willing to pay for it, you think they give a shit which company puts it out in America as long as they don't fuck it up too bad?

Hero- Gotta go fast. Goddamn look at him go. I always forget tail boy exists. NYOOM. I love my kids. I love Tetsutetsu he's so fucking dumb. Hardboy 2 is doing surprisingly well here. Aw shit you've activated his daddy issues. I swear I'm trying my best to kill Garbage Dilf. Uh kids remember this is just training and you're not actually trying to murder each other. FOOM. Meanwhile, Pony is still goddamn adorable. Oh hey, tail boy's still here. Whelp, there goes tail boy. And then Todoroki burned them both to death. Goddammit mudboy! FUCK YEAH, IIDA. Well kids the important thing is you tried. So it's a tie then? Shut up Vlad. Kinda rooting for the adorable horse girl here. I wasn't actually expecting a tie. Here, grandma's got candy for you. Iida is a good boy. Remember next time, just fucking burn them to death from the start. Mudboy's face is goddamn terrifying. Fuck off, douche rogue. Bakugo's about to murder that girl. Dr Stone- It can't be Taiju he's incapable of being quiet. Oh hey, meet our car. Science is magic. Oh, what's Yuzu up to? Nikki is the best. The fucking accent never stops being funny. AMERICA, FUCK YEAH. These people are all gonna go ape shit when they find out the truth. Aw fuck that guy. Whelp, you're fucked. I still don't trust Ear Boy. I like her new outfit. Oh shit can she patch people back together? I hate you, murder cop guy. Correction, I am cautiously optimistic about Ear Boy. Fuck you Kars nobody likes you. Aw hell they're gonna find the phone. Oh my god look at that thing. Sure this sounds legit. Senku's bizarre helmet is cracking me up. They finally get to see each other again! HUG MY BOY. Eat shit, Kars. I'm concerned that Kars could definitely punch that tank to death. Yashahime- No seriously, why is she dressed up like Colonel Sanders? Why does she have Kagome's last name? Spoiler alert it's Kagome. Damn if that music isn't a real nostalgia bomb. Aww Sango's kids are cute. Give those kids some snacks. Just an ordinary four-eyed owl. Oh shit that's right, Kirby died. Well I think you solved the mystery of the missing heads. I'm pretty sure most of the returning characters didn't get recast but they still sound weird. Whelp, that could have gone better. Oh hey Sesshomaru. I like that they're explaining who all the characters are as if anyone watching this doesn't already know. Oh goddammit Shippo hasn't been violently murdered yet. Oh hey Rin. Everything is always Kikyo's fault and I'm not entirely convinced she's not going to pop up in this season. Goddamn if hearing this nerd scream WINDSCAR doesn't take me back. You may not have the wind tunnel but at least you can jerk off now. I hope Shippo dies. FUCK YEAH SANGO. Oh hey Kaede gets to do something. Goddammit Kagome! Man they're really milking those nostalgia titties on this episode aren't they. SIT BOY. And then everyting went straight to hell. Moroha is immediately best girl and I will have no arguments. Oh hey, four-eyed owl again. I am disappointed that this ED isn't as good as the old Inuyasha ones. If we don't get an Escargot Pudding episode I'm flipping a table. Food Wars- I don't care, show. I hate the creepy orgasm twins. Eat shit, Soma. So is he expelled now and the show's over? You son of a bitch how dare you get my hopes up like that. Wait the nudity thing is actually happening for real? Please stop showing me the slutty middle school kids. Goddammit don't fuck with me just expel him. I hate all of you. I somehow care even less than I did before, show. Where the hell did you come from, jailbait professor? I disagree, being with these people is a fucking act of torture. Everybody moves into the only dorm building left. This guy looks like the smarmiest basatard. Did everyone else get expelled because that's fucking hilarious. Wait did Megumi somehow not get expelled because that is some bullshit. Clover- TG's not here this weekend and thus nobody's around to force me to watch this dumpster fire of a show. 🎉🎉🎉

Do they ever explain why one of them is dressed like Colonel Sanders?

Oh this is gonna hurt us all ain't it. Hero- Still waiting to see Douche Rogue get all his limbs exploded. Shroom is best girl. I love those little robots. Kendo is best girl. The quietest All Might. Just tell him you like him. It's fine, he's fine. I love my angry little bastard son. Happy Father's Day, Garbage DILF. Ohhh I got a bad feeling about Touya. Oh no you've activated his dad-induced PTSD. I miss Iida's cute brother. Meanwhile, Hardboy 2 punches things. Pony is goddamn adorable. This is the saddest looking villain. Hiiii Garbage Dilf. Jesus fucking christ he's thicker than a bowl of oatmeal. Aww, kids like him now. I'd also like to team up with him. SHOTO. Good job kiddo. And Meltman, with the power to...melt! He's got spiral power. Horns! Sorry hardboy but he already got the shit beat out of him by Endeavor for years. Oh shit look at fast boy go. Jesus fucking CHRIST Iida what the fuck. Boy just bites down on a goddamn towel in the middle of a forest and rips out some appendages. Dr Stone- The plan is RAM THAT SHIT. Poor old man's gonna miss his sweet gorilla tank. I hate that Kars is smart. Hello there new hot lady. Meanwhile, Chrome tries his best. Remember, don't trust cops. Wow this murder cop character has already aged like milk. Time to learn how to make smoke signals, Chrome. I'm surprised they don't just make him shit in his cave. Hot damn, that's good luck! Well the important thing is you tried. Could he not just untie the string holding the bars together? Oh sweet, free battery. And then Chrome blew everyone up. Yeah he totally just used the sticks. Remember, fuck cops. Quick, be stupid! Are you gonna cry yourself some water? Oh right, sweat is a thing. Make Senku proud, boy. Oh hey that actually worked. The bear is a lie. Oh shit look at him go. Less talk more run! Bad move, should have tried polevaulting. Hit him in the dick and run! Oh no, his boneitis! Gee if only you assholes had soap. Called it. I'm proud of him. Whelp, Don't scare Suika like that. Y'all might wanna get in the tank and run now. Food Wars- I don't care about this, show. Okay I care about this, show. Maybe he did it just because he's a dick. Oh come on, she couldn't get barred from every restaurant on the planet. Button your shirt you weird weird boy. He hated you in the Lunar Festival you ditzy bitch. My stream broke for about five minutes here but I don't think anything mattered. Oh shit it's the twins from The Shining. Kids just wait til you grow up and learn how to appreciate dilfs. "Don't worry, I hate that asshole too." I can respect a man who simps hard for his wife. Kentucky Fried Bear sounds even worse than regular KFC. MORE BEAR. I'm pretty sure "bear gravy" means something very different in some places. KUMA SHOCK. Still hoping to see him lose and get expelled. I'm uncomfortable watching the middle schoolers have multiple explicit foodgasms in this episode. Promised Neverland- I'd like to get off this ride please. How dare this show squander Crispin. He does look uncannily like an adult Norman. "I thought it was great that we were raising babies as demon chow!" Oh, his brother was Minerva. I sure am glad we're spending such a solid chunk of this episode on this guy's backstory who we've known for like five minutes. Uh dude the eating children part is kinda the sticking point here they're trying to change. And nothing of value was lost. Am I supposed to know what the hell any of this is? Why would you invite them they literally fed babies to monsters. Uh I kinda still hate them. No hard feelings we all forgive you, except for all those kids you straight up fed to demons. I'd say it's too soon in the episode for the happy ending to start but fuck if this season knows anything about pacing and plot progression. Sure this makes as much sense as anything. Ray, giving no shits about anything really. Oh good, these assholes I don't care about are staying too. I irrationally hate that one kid with the distractingly tiny face. Hey Emma, remember when she snapped your leg like a fucking twig? I do really like this song, you get exactly one point for that. We're really just doing a big slideshow for the entire third act here, huh? I guess Mujika became god. Mujika/Emma OTP. Is this how you end a series? Does the bus run through here? So did they ever tell us where these kids are even coming from? Like, is there a fuck farm somewhere with grown adults pumping out babies constantly to supply the child farms? I know I've used this joke before but visual depiction of TG forcing me to come back to Black Clover against my will: Clover- I'd like to state for the record that TG is dragging me back into this show kicking and screaming. I also wish Yami were here every moment of this show. I only have the vaguest memory of these water people. Charmy continues to be one of the few bright spots in this shitshow. With your powers combined, I am Captain Planet. Throw as many fire dudes into this dumpster as you want, it's not gonna make me like it any better. I hope they all die. The fuck is this, bootleg Sesame Street? Thanks lady I bet you could be less helpful if you tried really hard. This show can't even make me like the fire dudes how does it fail that hard? I forgot that weird art kid exists. I genuinely enjoy Charmy. I don't remember if we knew this lady was cursed or not. The giant lesbian water goddess is one of the least terrible characters. Wasn't she not allowed to say the name of the demon who killed her mom or else she'd die or something? Stop screaming you jackass! Oh thank god Yami's here.

Goddammit TG! You gotta do whatever works best for you. Work kinda has to come before yelling at cartoons. Hero- I love this edgy boy fight. I already love mushroom girl. That's a lot of mushrooms. Aw shit that was a really good plan. This kid is like if Rohan and Koichi combined their stands. Okay that's actually really cool. The translator thing is a really good question. Man her hands are strong. Ora ora ora ora ora ora ora. Tetsu4 is a good boy. [Shipping intensifies.] Momo not that I don't appreciate the titty cannon but that may not have been the best use of your resources. Sparkleboy's been kidnapped, again. You okay there Invisigirl? And then Momo straight up blew her up. Flash grenade, go! Sweet, free lootbox. Awwww, Edgy Boy 2.0 likes Shroom Girl. REVELRY IN THE DARK. Time to catch some invisible hands, manga boy. CAPE. I'm proud of you, kids. Well that's horrifying. Uh kids remember that this is just pretend and you're not actually trying to kill each other. It's okay kids the important thing is you tried. Dr Stone- I still love that they put a license plate on that thing. And then Magma got hit by a car. SMAAAAAASH. All aboard the Sciencemobile. Meanwhile Chrome is trying his best. Gen's the only one who can drive. It's fine, we're making tires. Today I learned you can make tires out of bamboo. Oh my god look at that thing. Awww grandpa. I love that old man. Joke's on you old people, he only made that thing to flex his science boner. "We're old as balls, we don't give a shit if we die." The bird is a spy. Do not let Ginro drive that thing. Hills, our one weakness. Uh you okay there Senku. MELON DAUGHTER NO. Oh my god I love her so much. I'm on board for Magma's murder plan. Holy shit are they building a tank. Okay sure let's just go with paper. MECHA SENKU. That still doesn't seem that strong. Did you know wood exists. Today I learned paper is strong as hell. I think that's the first time we've ever seen Senku scared. FUCK YEAH, TANK. Aw hell it's booby trapped. "The next greatest threat is a fucking tank." I hate that Kars is actually smart. Whelp, time to invent a missile. Food Wars- Your thirty year old professor who looks 12 must be so disappointed in you. Don't sweat it dude I'd also betray the shit out of these kids the first chance I got. Oh right, that guy exists. BEAR MEAT. I'm disappointed that they didn't have to fight bears to death with their bare hands. I know bear meat is dangerous because it tends to be full of some parasyte that fucking kills you and I really hope they were too lazy to check for that. Oh hey, these assholes came to give him spice. So are we supposed to like this Rindo bitch or not? I don't care about any of this, show. So you're saying he turned into a total douchebag. Bear burger, order up. Somebody's about to fuck a bear. Promised Neverland- Here we fuckin go I guess. Sure let's just go with this. I don't think it's gonna end well for this particular asshole. Seeing a 30-something year old lady referred to as grandma just makes me feel so old. Phil knows what's up. I love my wholesome demon daughter. Phil's going through some shit right now. I don't trust any plan that relies on goddamn balloons. Surprise, they knew you knew. I know these are smart kids but you gotta really feel bad about yourself when you get bamboozled by a bunch of 12 year olds. I'm not a monster fucker but I know plenty of monster fuckers and Sonju is prime husband material. Fuck yeah, spam! Ray wailing on that guy with a pipe is unreasonably funny to me. Good plan putting him in charge he's what like five? Surprise, the asshole was a triple agent or something, who gives a fuck. Fuck yeah, tag! Okay maybe Phil isn't evil. I'm sure this big reunion would be a solid emotional payoff if they'd bothered to make us give a shit. Well this was going too well. Wait is this asshole Crispin fucking Freeman? Oh shit, Mom's not evil. Again, I'm sure this would feel like a solid payoff if they'd bothered to set it up decently. Okay yeh sure supportive demon army why the fuck not. "What is going on around here?" is a real valid fucking question for this series. Well I've never been more disappointed in Crispin.