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Too bad there isn't an easier way to say that, maybe something that rhymes and mentions a color or something.

Obviously created to get little kids to eat beans. Never liked baked beans as a kid & still don't.

1. Get Jello 2. Make knife 3. ?????? 4. Profit!!!

And [as] blows a 3" putt!

He's hanging with Mary from Hazard.

Can't fool me - the center of the Earth is like a Lindor Dark Chocolate Truffle.

...make that "He's probably a former FBI idiot."

Je-fa-fa?

My condolences. When my Dad passed away last year April, he was hoping to make it to my folks 50th Anniversary. He was just 4 months and 12 days short.

Why would I (or anyone) not want to admit to liking a song?

Yep

Watch out for them thar violent Village People!

Pink Floyd might be the best one. Can't figure out where Afghanistan fits at all, in any of their music.

A translated "do not play" list for the former Soviet Republic (courtesy Alice Cooper) - (Madness was a Punk band? Who knew?)

"That damn Timmy kid is in the well again!"

Only works if the parents know. I did the DNA test & came back with <1% - I had thought there was a chance I was because my GGGrandfather was from a town in Ukraine that was only a few miles from a Jewish town and there were people there with the same rare surname. Then my German/Irish/Scot Mother took the test & returned 4% Jewish - one heck of a surprise to her. Nobody in the family knows where it would have come from. Her ancestors came over on the boat with the Wesley's and became big time Methodists because of it.

No way of knowing unless you have your DNA tested.

Shrimp, scallops, crab, salmon - Crawfish too, if you're counting them. Had fish & chips made with batter dipped salmon once, it was amazing! Went back months later & it was gone from the menu. Used to like lobster, but the last 2 times my skin got itchy & my veins were visibly red on my skin so no more of that.

Man How much did you pay for this? Praline Sixty quid, and eight guineas for the fruit bat. Man What fruit bat? Praline Eric the fruit-bat. Man Are all your pets called Eric? Praline There's nothing so odd about that: Kemal Ataturk had an entire menagerie, all called Abdul! Man No he didn't! Praline (takes book from pocket) He did, he did, he did, he did and did. There you are. 'Kemal Ataturk, the Man' by E. W. Swanton with a foreword by Paul Anka, page 91, please. Man (referring to page 91) I owe you an apology, sir. Praline Spoken like a gentleman, sir. Now, are you going to give me a fish license? Man I promise you that there is no such thing. You don't need one. Praline Then I would like a statement to that effect signed by the Lord Mayor. Fanfare of trumpets. Mayor gorgeously dressed with dignitaries enters flanked by trumpeters. Man You're in luck.

Wonder if "Mr. Wolf" used them?

I would, but Affogatoboutit.

Don't forget Tony Sinclair...