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“You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato. There's more of gravy than of grave about you, whatever you are!” Charles Dickens "A Christmas Carol"

I sit on my butt at work all day - I take the stairs.

Hope it wasn't leftover "Cubby" Broccoli. That would be really past it's expiration date.

Could have been the sulfur smell - the place reeked after my Mom did it.. We even found shell fragments up the stairs (70s style tri-level house).

Provided you have good lighting and a proper reading position...and get up and move around once every 12 hours or so.

So the eggs didn't explode? My Mom did the same thing once, and that was the outcome.

It's never the size, it's the person they're attached to that makes the difference. Same goes with personal traits, any other woman could have said "warsh" and I'd have cringed and moved on, but it was endearing when my first girlfriend said it.

Cool, so we can get 1 more cat, but not 2!

Mattress, but if I could afford one of those Ekones "Stressless" chairs, I'd only leave it for work. I sat in one once at a furniture store & never felt so comfortable, like having no gravity, just floating. My sore back relaxed immediately.

Careful, that would put tens of thousands out of work, on the streets, randomly asking passers by "Do you want fries with that?".

You do know that it's considered a faux pas to wipe your nose on other people's sleeves, right?

The Magnificent Ehh!

New Blood to abuse! Great Strategy! Removed my real name & added "ASMB refugee" & the address here.

It's been awhile, but I think so - like 10 cents extra for cheese.

http://loweringthebar.net/2018/06/plaintiffs-allege-forced-to-buy-cheeseless.html tl;dr - "And they are really not joking about this, you guys, because in addition to the usual consumer-fraud and unjust-enrichment claims, they have alleged that McDonald’s is breaking the law because “requiring” cheese to be bought along with a Quarter Pounder is an unlawful tying arrangement that violates the Sherman Act. “McDONALD’S forced and coerced members of the Nationwide Class to purchase and pay for the separate and distinct tied product, cheese, as a condition to purchasing the tying product, [the burger].” And the coup de grace: “McDONALD’s has sufficient economic and market power in the fast food quarter pound hamburger market to force consumers to purchase and pay for cheese … as a condition to purchasing [said hamburger]. Emphasis added yet again. I will agree it is hard to walk away from a Quarter Pounder, much less a Double Quarter Pounder. I just don’t agree that my inability to do so constitutes an unfair trade practice."

I'll take "Black Boxes" for $500, Alex.

Real Mash -

Should have sent them something exotic, like with a tilde or umlaut.

Looks like a salient point to me.