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  1. Chicken Chow Fun Sizzling Rice Soup Cashew Chicken Curry Chicken Kung Pow Pork Potstickers All the above is null and void if there is any onion or scallions in them.
  2. Because, on a personal basis, it is. In the US, the average lifespan for a woman is 81.6 years and 76.9 years for men. In the grand scheme of things, that's not very long.
  3. tsar4

    True Fact

    "Now if you want to hear some boogie like I'm gonna play It's just an old piano and a knockout bass The drummer man's a cat they call Kickin' McCoy You know, remember that rubber-legged boy? Mama's cookin' chicken fried in bacon grease Come on along boys it's just down the road apiece"
  4. Boston prepares...
  5. tsar4

    True Fact

  6. Haven't seen that or soaping windows in quite awhile. TP'ing however, seems to happen occasionally.
  7. Not just men, the two women I've known that were built like 12 yr old skinny boys both confided in me that they wanted to touch a large pair of breasts, just to see what they feel like. I've always thought that guys associate love with breasts from being held as infants by their mothers, feeling the softness, the warmth and hearing the heartbeat of their mother. Something they eventually lose until they become sexually active. I would assume the same applied to these two women, not as a sexual arousal thing, but a love thing.
  8. Doesn't matter - you've seen it, you can't un-see it!
  9. Just don't do this...
  10. You've still got that stuffed doll?
  11. I do that sort of thing all the time. I'll hear a tune backing a commercial or cartoon or something and think, "hey, that's _____ by _______." Then I'll play the song just to be sure and there'll be just the slightest variance.
  12. Tried and convicted.
  13. My Great Grandfather had a business around there before moving to Illinois. Google doesn't show much, but it looks kinda meh.
  14. https://www.medicaldaily.com/life-hack-sleep-4-7-8-breathing-exercise-will-supposedly-put-you-sleep-just-60-332122
  15. Know anything about the area of Clark Av & 47th?
  16. I remember a story a few years ago where someone was complaining about a similiar situation. They set up a infrared camera and found out someone they knew was siphoning their gas.
  17. Artists rendering -
  18. Pssst...not the Mu Shoo Pork...it's leftover from yesterday.
  19. Eider either.
  20. The one whose down you're feeling. *rim shot*
  21. Stop petting the goose.
  22. Amongst my skills are such diverse elements as fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms - oh damn!
  23. Was she the heavy set one? I never followed them.
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