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Actually, the truth is much cooler...it comes from bugs.

VS

You should start seeing Zeni.

Only went to my 10th for my 1st HS ("collect all three!"), and only because there was someone I really wanted to see there (she invited me - then didn't show - long story). Don't think I'll be doing that again.

The only time I watched "Lifetime" it was "Lifetime Medical Television".

NP, Schlomo.

Real Men Don't. Play. Games.

There's Glyphosate showing up in pretty much everything...along with microplastics. We aren't doing ourselves any favors.

You're tried for murder when it's humid & you don't get sleep?

Just throw your back out once...you'll see how difficult getting socks on can be.

When I was a kid, I thought it was cool. There were these transparent, green, yardstick long tubes with a pointy injector thing at the end that you''d stick in the ground near the weed and it would dose it with weed killer. Didn't find out until much later the weed killer being used was pretty dangerous poison, currently banned.

...and her name is "Inverted Jenny". Then again, I could go see "Penny Black".

Well, it is Seattle...maybe they need to cut back on the caffeine.

There are times that I wish the old National Lampoon Magazines were online in there entirety. There was a "Photofunny" (essentially a meme before there were memes) with an old (presumably Albanian) man, saying, "All we have in Albania is our women and our sheep...and we'll kill you if you look at our sheep!"

Is that where he gets offed by Darth Clemenza?

'Cause the Numistmatic isn't doing anything for me.

https://science.howstuffworks.com/life/inside-the-mind/human-brain/teenage-brain1.htm

One visit to the Therapist later....

https://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2018/08/he_brought_an_american_flag_to.html

You'd better be taking Vitamin D then.

Because the Crab People always fail