tsar4

Pumpkin Spice AND Menthol? I didn't know you could cure a cough by puking.

Vegetarians do.

The image resembles an old comic "Terry and the Pirates".

Ditto.

Sounds like a fact-finding mission. You should infiltrate the nearest group, they'll never suspect you're not one of them.

That sounds like a gateway statement to becoming the next Michael Moore.

Fructose Malabsorption - onions have stuff in them that the digestive system converts to fructose or something like that.

National thing. Return unused old stuff so little kids don't get them and people don't break into your house to get them.

Not normally, but there's something about the peanut oil & spice on these that I love. Unfortunately, they have onion powder, so I can't have them anymore unless I'm willing to be sick for about 24 hours.

tsars are always a little mad - but I think you mean angry. Not in the slightest.

Zapp's "Hotter 'n Hot Jalapeño"

I doubt anybody'd be able to get you off of it.

Your nose is that big?

So Caitlyn Jenner, Dr. Renee Richards...

Old white guy handing out decent candy from his porch.

The older I get, the more I feel my age and the more I look it too.

Didn't win and I certainly wouldn't broadcast it anywhere if I did. Not sure I'd want to win that much money - puts a big target on your back. A lot of people would think "you" don't deserve that kind of money, but "they" do, and they'd do anything to get it from you.

Or laughs because of the girly throw.

"Sickness is health Blackness is truth Drinking is strength" - Animal House

'cept zeni. He eminated from out the primordial ooze.

"I remind somebody of everyone." - tsar4 circa. 1982