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"You never get ahead by getting even."

What was his major malfunction?

And that's only if the person giving the shots doesn't know what they're doing. They have a spray that numbs the shot area and you never feel the shot(s). Then comes the nitrous...

Skitching weather.

Quiche Lorraine (hic)? I don't even know her (hic)!

Should have had them hold the onions.

Nope, but I've experienced a few more Aprils than you.

"I'll see you on the Dark Side of the Moon..."

I'm Ferd Berfel. (Good friend and trusted neighbor)

Ditka's Italian Beef with mozzarella & fries. Bread could have had more juice.

Or using an empty tennis ball can to temporarily patch an exhaust pipe. Or pouring a quart of oil down a straightpipe glass pack to fuse the glass & give it that low rumble.

I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD NOT BE A QUIZ!

Not so fast. Yeah, it sounds good initially - but what if the kid disappears and the authorities want to see who they've been exchanging messages with? You have to make any law narrow in scope one way, but wide enough to not hinder the well being of the minor.

WHAT THE ZUCK?

http://wgntv.com/2018/04/09/florida-woman-blames-windy-day-for-cocaine-found-in-purse/

Shows what you know.

"But there were planes to catch, and Bill's Toupee..."