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NASA's saying it's some sort of remnant from a volcano.

No, not the locker room at the YWCA - the following was spotted on Mars -

Too long & too short. In college, I learned how excruciatingly long 30 sec can be & how short 5 minutes really is. It wasn't really meant to be a learning point, but I picked it up anyway.

http://www.kiwireport.com/was-this-child-reincarnated/

If it's true about being Italian, then the odds are he was/is Catholic. If devout Catholics named him, a Saint's name would be used as the middle name.

False advertising. I guessed "my middle name", which is what you said to do!

Peter Dinklage

"my middle name"

My interpretation: You have a complex problem to deal with, but you are letting things or people of little consequence get in the way, despite that those will resolve themselves if left alone. The complex problem, having been left unattended has meant that others have to deal with it instead & you feel you should rush in and save them from having to do so.

Danny Bonaduce's got winner.

https://wgntv.com/2019/06/10/justin-bieber-challenges-tom-cruise-to-mma-fight/ Could they both beat each other so bloody that neither is in the media spotlight ever again?

We'd all prefer it was a bus...with DOC on the sides & back.

A guy with a MASSIVE... ...Body count.

Sadly, "Rubber Ducky" only made it to #16

I'd trust Elizabeth before Trump, or her kids for that matter - particularly Charles. The grandkids might be ok, insufficient data.

She also wrote for SNL & hosted a stand-up comedy show on Comedy Central (or maybe USA Network) back in the 80s. That show might have had rotating guest hosts.

Should have been a 3 way with Stevie Wonder's "Pastime Paradise".

This one's about to...well, the person driving it anyway.

...instead of many.

When you see someone attempting to do something that you know from experience is going to be an EPIC FAIL, and you're torn between telling them or watching...and you decide you need a chair, some popcorn and a drink.

You yell at the Newscaster/Commentator/Talking Head on tv - because "they just think they know it all!" Funny thing though - I do not remember any of the relatives in my Grandfather's generation ever doing that with Cronkite, Huntley or Brinkley. Bet they didn't do it with Murrow either. Anybody else, look out!