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Savory = Sweet * 1,000,000,000

Had a Monte Cristo sandwich once. That was enough for this lifetime.

I heard it captured the impressionable teenage psycho girl demographic.

"Don't take the Law into your own hands! Take them to court!" Well, I guess it would be hand, not hands, due to the injury and all. Tell them you were traumatized and can't even look at sour cream anymore. Claim PTSCD!

Actually, it was our litigious society. Somebody cuts a foot on broken glass that was missed when a stockperson cleaned up a mess & they sue. I had a woman claim that she has slipped on spilled Liquid Tide. Funny thing, no Tide anywhere on her clothes or shoes and she was on the security video taking the cap off, pouring the stuff on the floor and carefully laying down next to it.

Ladies & Gentlemen, Mr. Gene Simmons!

Anybody can do that, the real trick is to do it with $10 worth on your elbow and not drop any.

Anybody we know?

82 yrs old

He doesn't answer you because you didn't name him "Hobbes". Of course, if he did answer you, you'd have a whole new set of problems about which to be concerned.

If you say so -

It becomes better if you change the lyrics to "F*CK the CASH BAR!"

If you're referring to Rex Smith, that song is pretty terrible but it was released in 1979.

FuBar

If you've ever seen a Renaissance painting with a bunch of obese naked women, you've seen his work.

Fuggs former manager at aflac

The first plastic straws added a nice plastic chemical flavor to your drink. Bleeeech!

I think the last paper straw I saw was in the '70s.