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Zombie: 1.5 oz Jamaican Rum, 1.5 Golden Puerto Rican Rum, 1 oz 151 proof Demerara Rum, 1/8 tsp pernod, .5 oz Falernum, .5 oz Donn's Mix, 1 tsp Grenadine, .75 oz Lime Juice, 1 dash Angostura Bitters. Go ahead & kill a few of these too. I guarantee you won't be angry for long (unless you're an angry drunk)

If it helps, think of how Mila must feel - her barrel probably went up too.

https://wgntv.com/2019/07/03/massive-fire-at-jim-beam-facility-may-have-destroyed-45000-barrels-of-bourbon/

More like some kid beat him up, took his shoes and left him those.

First you have to define what you mean by "great". Have you made someone feel better about themselves? Have you helped someone without calling attention to yourself? Giving of yourself & expecting nothing in return is true "greatness".

(da dada di dada dida da di...) Your own. Personal. Swear jar.

Just talking 'bout Shaft!

...but it's ok to splurge every now & then.

Stuff...and things.

Darned NY'ers

https://www.comedy.co.uk/tv/news/5399/blackadder_series_5/

Not a movie, but I think History Channel (or one of the other similar channels) did a documentary on it with a timeline. I personally remember that one of the countries to the north was like, "Hey, what are you guys doing? There's a whole bunch of radiation here!". And typical Soviet response, "We're doing nothing, who says we're doing anything?"

If you don't send it in, you might get prostituted by the D.A.!

The Yogurt makes it a health food!

Brandy, you say? https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/bananas-foster-recipe20-1945541

I'd suggest "The Dating Game", but we already know you haven't been able to win at that.

If it weren't illegal, sending them a doctored card that burst into flames upon contact with the air would be pretty funny.

...I mean, it was on a "Barclays" letterhead and everything!

Watch the movie "In Cold Blood" (the one with Robert Blake) with her. That'll change that attitude.