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Why should anyone believe something that came from a state that went for Trump in 2016?

Hey, that's actually pretty good. It could have been the box.

All the trees in Illinois tilt to the north because the Packers Suck.

The Brits wore redcoats to hide blood from wounds. Guess why the Packers wear yellow pants...

"You are Number 6!"

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Why? I didn't vote for any of the bozos running it (into the ground).

I understand the NY Jets are good at digging themselves into a hole.

Sure! Just let me infect your molar root down near your sinus cavity first...

Meds good! Same meds I've had for other oral surgeries, but for some reason these hit me more than before. Feeling very relaxed.

Just saw something this week on the news about a little girl who gets bullied because she has "Uncombable Hair Syndrome". There's some speculation that Einstein had it. The hair is brittle and breaks when combed. It usually ends by puberty, but can last until later in life.

A real thing. An Aunt tried to "cure" my Mom when she was little.

They used to come into my Dad's store to shoplift after Church.

96 years old. https://variety.com/2021/tv/news/cicely-tyson-dead-dies-1234895188/

Flippin' Siamese cat we had when I was ~9 would sit in the window at night and call his "friend"...a skunk who would spray outside the house, which didn't have A/C so we had to have the windows open.

Why do you have mayonnaise on your chest?

You gotta stop using its pan.