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A friend of mine & I used to call it "the Record Store syndrome". You'd go in, wanting to look for 3 albums or so, and as soon as you entered you can't remember shit (CRS). It would last until you were far enough away from the place that you didn't really feel like going back. Eventually it starts happening at grocery stores and other places. Or you'll get coupons for products & you think, yeah I'll try that...only to remember after your purchase you hate that brand because it made you sick the last time you ate it. It reaches it's apex when you walk into a room and can't recall why you wanted to be there.

Expected a punchline involving the Dolphins.

Pssst - protip...so are we all.

Only if "Professor Ann MaryAnne" can guest star.

Nah - Older & heavier. I found it odd that out of all the people there, ABC picked out this guy to interview.

They interviewed a person of Hispanic descent who was among the group on ABCNews.

"However [political parties] may now and then answer popular ends, they are likely in the course of time and things, to become potent engines, by which cunning, ambitious, and unprincipled men will be enabled to subvert the power of the people and to usurp for themselves the reins of government, destroying afterwards the very engines which have lifted them to unjust dominion." ― George Washington

"IT'S PEOPLE! MCD'S IS PEOPLE!!!"

Downdetector is showing that most services they monitor have had or are having issues for the past hour or so. Just in case you can't get into some website or service.

...and if the Ruskies throw down and we're not prepared to respond? What then?

No worries, they'll just use it for extending the limu emu trope.