resurrected

Those prawns are bigger than her titties.

Happy Birthday, Ninja.

I met Richard Kiel when I was a kid. I was getting pictures taken and he was at the place and came up and patted me on the head and said I was a neat kid. He was tall as hell. I didn't meet Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez, but literally bumped into them as we were going into Best Buy. They were coming out and J'Lo ran into us, trying to get out the door. Got a job offer from Bubba Sparks once. He asked me if I wanted to be part of his security crew. I was drunk and said fuck yeah, and don't remember anything else. Met a ton of WWE superstars. Got into a verbal altercation with Batista. Sure, he could whip my ass, but he's a whiny bitch.

Warning number 6 on the way.

But this shit is allowed in FFA? This is fucked up and should be moved to the trash bin. What were you even hoping for by posting this stupid thread? You get your drawers in a wad when someone says a thread is bullshit, but post this garbage. You're a hypocrite. And this thread is also bullshit.

In my older years, I suppose I can appreciate Star Trek a little bit. Not my favorite by any stretch.

IF anyone down here asks for less ice, they just say with a little ice. I've never actually requested a drink with less ice. It's too hot down here for that mess.

this is what's offensive

Take this shit to DF.

I have never heard the term light ice before. Pretty sure that'll get your ass kicked in GA.

Whip his ass.

Believe it or not, but I am exactly the same way I am here, in real life. This is no character angle, or looking for points for being an asshole. That's just describing myself. I can't speak for anyone else. @Still Me and @lupin_bebop can confirm this.

this thread is stupid

Well, you know where I'm at.

I already know the answer to this mystery. And if I know, I assumed you knew. JFC.

Good luck with that investigation then.

Nah. I don't participate in votes. Just call out the bully.

For you to eat me ass with

I want in on this action. All bullshit aside. I know what is going on here. All you have to do is say the word.

Flannel thongs.

Fear of being anus shunned.

It's your picture. They all want the pink devil. In their anus.

Ever had your asshole tickled by a toe? Bend over, Hex.

That's why I got banned.