resurrected

The vegetables are burnt and the steak looks sweaty. Looks like Packard came over and taught you how to cook.

There's not enough pussy over there.

Nah. You've got enough to slap a nut or two. Trust me.

The nuts. Titty slap the nuts. Anything slapping the nuts hurts.

A burger from Good Burger, with Ed's Sauce.

It depends where you slap them.

Slap someone with a titty.

You and Packard would make a lovely couple. He also ruins good food. Did you cook that steak in a toaster oven?

No.

I'm embarrassed for her. But I want this to play out. I want to see just how bat shit crazy this is going to get.

lol

I think you should tell her you want to eat her ass with a spoon. You've dragged this shit show on long enough. Piss or get off the pot.

Oh shit. mthor dropping some truth bombs up in here.

I'm just gonna come out and say it. Your therapist has zero interest in you. She's married and has a successful career, and in no way would ever think about putting that in jeopardy. YOU have a crush on her. Not the other way around. She hasn't given off any lesbian or bi vibes. You are reading into it what you want to read into it. Based on your comments about sending in tanks to Texas, and ruling as a dictator forever, I'd say with utmost certainty, you have lost the plot. But, by all means, fuck around and find out. Tell her you think SHE is into YOU and YOU are into HER. Do it. I can't wait to read about this explosion.

Her ass. That is legit the only reason.

She just posted pictures of her.... I'll let bnmjy field this one.

He just wanted to be your friend.

For being a piece of shit.

We couldn't even handle Covid in a timely manner. It still isn't over. A zombie apocalypse would be the end.

Oh. Shit.

But that blue font. Dontchaknow?

Tom wanted to ''meat'' you.

gonna be heading out soon on a fun-filled day. it's already hot and humid though.

Damn.

taking disco's friend on a sight-seeing tour of our fair city. and a trip to the beach.