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bnmjy

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  1. Starting to think you're mumbo now.
  2. Is that why your dick is broken?
  3. Go.
  4. right here
  5. @Futa_Miku No lube when you go down on phillies today.
  6. Chapter 8 The Monster Dong
  7. I used to joke and say I'd only donate a dollar to this place, but I've now given at least 50 dollars total. I'm more selfless than I give myself credit for.
  8. Chapter 7 Kagome meets fugg's hooha
  9. Japanese people are Godless heathens who don't accept Christ as their Savior, silly.
  10. Too bad. Chapter 6 Kagome has a sex with the plant . . . AGAIN
  11. I am fairly decent at writing. People especially comment on my command of imagery. I will finish your story in very evocative ways.
  12. You never leave the basment, so . . .
  13. Must have found all the threads on fugg's hooha. Give into temptation.
  14. Adult? I'm only 16. I want @Zenigundam to pop my cherry.
  15. At least your head has length and girth, unlike something else.
  16. I recently got the flu with an ear infection. My hearing is still recovering.
  17. You honestly expect the story to actually continue after that?
  18. I GOT IT BITCHES!
  19. Chapter 5 The earthquake Kagome was rudely awakened by the earth trembling. Typical, as it was Japan. However, unlike most of the other ignorant villagers, Kagome knew the true cause of the earthquakes. "Daddy, you better stop fucking the giant squid again," said Kagome. "Insolent bitch, you respect your otousan," said Gozilla. The trembling abruptly stopped, but Kagome knew what was coming next. A tsunami swept her away, for like the thousandth time in her life. She was fortunately always prepared for them, but the villagers never were. Most of them died. Oh well, lol End of Chapter 5.
  20. I imagine you'll go to NJ for the holidays, so visit Packard.
  21. By deleting it and pretending it never was created.
  22. Go culturally appropriate futanari.
  23. I'm sometimes too tired to think of all the offenses western cosplayers commit.
  24. For once you say something sensible.
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