Chapter 5 The earthquake
Kagome was rudely awakened by the earth trembling. Typical, as it was Japan. However, unlike most of the other ignorant villagers, Kagome knew the true cause of the earthquakes.
"Daddy, you better stop fucking the giant squid again," said Kagome.
"Insolent bitch, you respect your otousan," said Gozilla.
The trembling abruptly stopped, but Kagome knew what was coming next. A tsunami swept her away, for like the thousandth time in her life. She was fortunately always prepared for them, but the villagers never were. Most of them died. Oh well, lol
End of Chapter 5.