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You know, it's one thing to meet your SO here, but to bring them here . . . *runs away knowing this applies to several people*

If fuggs is Voldemort, nabs must be Wormtail. He hides as a rat for years and reveals himself when Voldemort comes back to power.

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I haven't even thought of Something Awful in years . . . I remember it requiring a fee to create an account. Lame af, especially since it was just message board full of early internet LOL RANDOM and boomer jokes.

Rereading Harry Potter for . . . I lost count. Something about this time of year just lures me into that world. Maybe it has something to do with the sunlight. The days get darker, as do the books as they progress.

Yeah, I feel the end is near . . . it's been a good run.

why not

I'm sure most of you remember it too.

Yes, I knew the word was a slur before.

Cause it's one of the few instutitions that is transparent about what you truly are in the grand scheme of things: a number.

I've never bothered keeping track of that. I'm fine with dates at Starbucks, so . . .

Karen Lives Matter

#KLM

offers chance to view celestial clunge

We need Godzilla.

I figured that, but that still doesn't give me "peace of mind." Maybe this warrants hitting the doob. 🙃

You're welcome.

I read over twice the rate that I speak. What bothers me is that in real life, when you speed up audio, you get like a mouse-effect. In my head, my inner reading voice doesn't sound sped up like that or an auctioneer. Thinking about this is making my head hurt.

Some British bitch once said that nothing tastes as good as skinny feels . . . not that I listen to that, like at all.

did she died?

I believe it. It's also always nice to see who the target demographic is of PlagiarismU.

Reading this while constantly hitting my nicotine vape pen . . . nothing is different. Maybe I should just withdraw to feel intense psychological anguish already.

Told you nabs, super ultra secret nambla shit.