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Thank you. Auditory hallucinations are nothing to fool around with. I'm taking this at face value because it's actually an emergency. If you're choosing to be patronizing, that's your call. However, as I have said before, hearing voices once wound up with me driving for 3 days and nights, stopping only for gas, coffee, cigarettes, and the bathroom, and ended with a week on a psych ward in Philadelphia (at a time when I was living near Orlando). You can learn from my experience, or you can learn from your own. Your choice.

If you're hearing voices, you shouldn't be posting about it. You should be calling your shrink right away. And you probably shouldn't be at work, especially if you can't differentiate between voices and The Voices.

"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain." RIP

Abracadabra! You're a sandwich. And I didn't even have to go to the kitchen.

It's ok. You weren't there.

There weren't any states at the time. They were colonies.

I remember one of the afflicted girls at the Salem witch trials being referred to as a junior in court documents, but that's the only time I've ever seen it used. (At least that's what I've read; believe it or not, I wasn't actually there.)

Well, to be fair, they weren't the greatest pictures, but Mom made Tang so we could feel like we were there.

Enjoy the peace and quiet.

Venipuncture.

I thought that that was plain dynamite. Shrapnel makes for poor eating - it's like hunting deer with a shot gun, and you could break a tooth on it.

Out of curiosity, exactly what are the commercial and/or agricultural applications of a pipe bomb?

First it was peanuts, then it was tree nuts, and now it's applesauce. It'd be worth a full-blown rant if non-political topics mattered any more.

Military hottie is asking for a good dose of Talk No Jutsu.

Rice and beans are a lot cheaper than bologna. Usually healthier, too, depending on how they're cooked.

Fingers crossed.

Poor baby....I hope they have something positive to offer.

What's wrong?

"Well, I'm not sure what your exact question is, but I'd be happy to help if you'd share it with me." Said in cheeriest possible customer service voice while doodling pictures of bombs, knives, and poison bottles on scratch pad.

My younger daughter is the same way. Cooked yes, raw no way in hell. And thanks.

Have you ever tried chives instead? (It may seem a strange question, but I know people who dislike onions but like chives.)

Sometimes, I feel like the problem is that I may not be one - maybe if I was, I could blend in and just coast.

I don't know...I was never very keen on Bugles, either. It's a consistency thing more than a taste thing. They just feel wrong in my mouth. Like pork rinds. They smell good, they taste good but they feel wrong.

And it's a real treat to see you, too.

I like them. There's just something about the consistency of funyuns that weirds me out.