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mthor

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Everything posted by mthor

  1. Dude. Please. I'd give my senior discount at Dunkin' to be almost 50 again.
  2. You're younger than both of my kids. I think I need a nap now.
  3. It ain't the years, it's the mileage.
  4. Brings a large pepper grinder everywhere, grinds pepper on to random people's food, and, when they beg him to stop, asks for a tip.
  5. Contests his parking tickets using interpretive dance.
  6. Wears white after Labor Day.
  7. I don't remember the first one I got, but I remember the first one I used - my mother's single blade. I used to cut my fingers changing the blade almost as often as I cut my legs actually shaving.
  8. Isn't sure what he's going to do with an ambulance once he actually catches one.
  9. Is there such a thing as vegan animal crackers?
  10. Starred in an infomercial for the Squatty Potty.
  11. Christ on a crutch, SKEET! Also, i doubt that your particular neurodiversity disqualifies you from gun ownership. That's usually reserved for people like me, who have a history of involuntary commitment.
  12. Live long and prosper. 🖖
  13. Carved a window into the door of his refrigerator to see if the light stays on all the time.
  14. Buys trucks from ferrets.
  15. Happy birthday 🖖
  16. Is having hasenpfeffer for dinner.
  17. Back in the day, my older daughter had an account - somebody asked her if she was an M_K alt, and she nearly went through the screen at them.
  18. Has a mat covering a pit lined with sharpened sticks at his front door. In all fairness, it does not say WELCOME.
  19. Uses the emergency broadcast signal as a ringtone, but without the "This is a test" disclaimer.
  20. Boomerang has Thundarr! Yeehaw!
  21. I tried that. I almost drowned.
  22. Is on a first-name basis with Cthulhu.
  23. Is optioning the movie rights to that thread.
  24. Calls every parent he knows and says " it's 9 o'clock. Do you know where your children are?" at 4:57 AM .
  25. Is currently pursuing a master's degree in mime.
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