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  1. mthor
    Prove it. Not that you can.
  2. mthor
    So how much do you contribute to the bribe each month?
  3. mthor
    It's not the stuff they add on purpose, it's the literal shit that winds up in the food; a place that is lax about smoking regulations probably isn't really up on hygiene standards, either.
  4. mthor
    Enjoy your hep A, salmonella, and listeria, then.
  5. mthor
    My daughter decided that tonight's dinner would be brought to us by the letter P. We had Pork chops, fried Potatoes, Peas, and for dessert key lime Pie.
  6. mthor
    🎉🎂🍻
  7. mthor
    Also artificial banana and artificial watermelon.
  8. mthor
    Mental picture: Ghostie growling at his reflection in a store window like a dog who thinks it's seeing another dog.
  9. mthor
    True. I'm sure that he doesn't want you suing after you trip and aspirate the lollipop.
  10. mthor
    People tend to humor the intellectually feeble. Did he pat your head and give you a lollipop, too?
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  12. mthor
    Well, you are dealing with someone who smokes Crowns. If he can smoke wood chips, surely cows can eat them.
  13. mthor
    Tells people in checkout lines that he's getting the band back together.
  14. mthor
    Mary Poppins vs. The Antichrist. I need to reread The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.
  15. mthor
    Introduced John Lennon to Yoko Ono - need I say more?
  16. mthor
    Like to discuss the merits of SPAM vs TREET.
  17. mthor
    Uses a 1916 Encyclopedia Britannica as a definitive source for anything even vaguely scientific. (Whoops!'d by @Mode 7, who saves banana peels, because you never know when you'll need them.)
  18. mthor
    Is on call to open pickle jars for the elderly on alternate Tuesdays.
  19. mthor
    Can sing the Oscar Mayer Bologna song in 7 languages.
  20. mthor
    Prefers ACME over Amazon.
  21. mthor
    Peach pie. No pics because it's in the oven.
  22. mthor
    Pancakes & sausages. Went all Denny's on it with blueberry pancakes with raspberries, strawberries, and whipped cream.
  23. mthor
    Why? Who are you planning on photographing? (Not that you know who anybody is.)
  24. mthor
    Should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque.
  25. mthor
    A live what?
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