mthor
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Dude. Please. I'd give my senior discount at Dunkin' to be almost 50 again.
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You're younger than both of my kids. I think I need a nap now.
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It ain't the years, it's the mileage.
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Brings a large pepper grinder everywhere, grinds pepper on to random people's food, and, when they beg him to stop, asks for a tip.
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Contests his parking tickets using interpretive dance.
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Wears white after Labor Day.
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I don't remember the first one I got, but I remember the first one I used - my mother's single blade. I used to cut my fingers changing the blade almost as often as I cut my legs actually shaving.
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Isn't sure what he's going to do with an ambulance once he actually catches one.
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Is there such a thing as vegan animal crackers?
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Starred in an infomercial for the Squatty Potty.
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Christ on a crutch, SKEET! Also, i doubt that your particular neurodiversity disqualifies you from gun ownership. That's usually reserved for people like me, who have a history of involuntary commitment.
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Live long and prosper. 🖖
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Carved a window into the door of his refrigerator to see if the light stays on all the time.
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Buys trucks from ferrets.
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Happy birthday 🖖
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Is having hasenpfeffer for dinner.
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Back in the day, my older daughter had an account - somebody asked her if she was an M_K alt, and she nearly went through the screen at them.
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Has a mat covering a pit lined with sharpened sticks at his front door. In all fairness, it does not say WELCOME.
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Uses the emergency broadcast signal as a ringtone, but without the "This is a test" disclaimer.
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Boomerang has Thundarr! Yeehaw!
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I tried that. I almost drowned.
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Is on a first-name basis with Cthulhu.
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Is optioning the movie rights to that thread.
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Calls every parent he knows and says " it's 9 o'clock. Do you know where your children are?" at 4:57 AM .
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Is currently pursuing a master's degree in mime.
