mthor

He's basically got that now.

IDK, ghostie, why the military anyway? Is it patriotism, the desire to belong to a group, a change of scenery, the guns, or what?

I doubt he'd get far enough through the induction procedure to qualify for a discharge, more like a "Sorry, nice try." But he asked a question, and I answered to the best of my limited ability.

Call a recruiter and ask. Or lie on your application. How much longer do you have, anyway? You're getting kind of old (not to be mean - believe me, I'd love to go back to a day when 30-ish seemed kind of old).

horse

Sumo

What's your PT/PTT like these days, Zeni? How many bruises am I going to leave when I hit you with a rolled up newspaper?

You said that he had no redeeming qualities. I submit that a strong work ethic is a redeeming quality.

Shut up. Shatner has a work ethic like nobody else I've ever seen. He may be an asshole, but he's a hard-working asshole - at 89. Man will be fucking 90 in March, and he still is making bad infomercials and being paid to over emote.

🍻🎂🍻

Didn't you say something about seeing a therapist? That would be a more appropriate person to ask. Also, if you tell your therapist that you're contemplating suicide, I'm pretty sure that they can move your appointment up.

Happy Birthday! I know, I'm late, but I'm sure you know that that's what happens when you're old. 😉

Neither does posting here. If you're genuinely considering suicide, call the hotline - you need help that you're not going to get here. If you're not genuinely considering suicide, get professional help anyway - you sound pretty depressed, which can warp not only the way you see yourself, but the way you think you're seen by others.

fears

It's not Dexter's squeaking I'm worried about - I've been through that before. It's the online music class that has me cringing in anticipation - can you imagine 20 of them all at once?

Congratulations! And goodbye to sleep, privacy, and discretionary income!🎉

That, and anything bearing any resemblance to a Burma Shave sign. (Also, they didn't know what Quaaludes were.)

So much this ( I don't know, though - my kids miss a lot of the jokes because the ads are so out-dated)

Recorder lessons start next week. 😬

tendency

Hey now! I have a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over the course of a very long career...

sharks

Depends.....what's in it for me?

Call your primary and get a referral. They should be able to hook you up with somebody who pars with your insurance. You'll probably have to see the primary to establish first; the referral can be done at that appointment, although I can't guarantee that it will.

Ask your healthcare provider.