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They only get involved when you start taking the bodies across state lines.

What's wrong with dying alone? Dying is pretty undignified - I'd rather not have an audience.

If it's Reynaud's, don't smoke (or hang around people smoking), probably avoid excessive alcohol, and wear mittens - they keep your fingers warmer than gloves. Don't panic; Reynaud's is not fatal, and can often be improved by simple lifestyle changes.

No. It's not normal. Is it a different color (like paler or bluish?) is it numb? It indicates some kind of issue with either circulation, the local nerves, or both. If it's your finger, you ought to ask somebody who can look at it (like your primary), but if it's just your finger, I think you'll live until morning, and can forgo panicking until then.

Only if you're going to follow what we've been told are the guidelines.

The truth is the perfect defense against libel and defamation. Bring it, little man.

Actually, I was thinking about using my knee...but for duty and humanity, I supposed that I could employ a certain set of skills, and perhaps a rubber band (hey, it works for goats).

One can only hope. However, if he's not, it can be arranged.

If you kiss a girl whom you don't know in public, you run the risk of losing your capacity to reproduce.

What the ever-loving fuck is this doing here?

Are we there yet?

Poor old dawg. Sorry to hear that; even when it's time, it's always sad.

No - if I'd stolen them, I could have given them back.

How do you think I wound up with two kids?

When I worked in the ER, I used to wind up in court about once a month. After a year or two, nobody looked at me like I was crazy, they just pointed me to the coffee pot and a comfortable chair. It would have been OK, except that I'd have to pay a baby sitter so that I could go hang out for an hour or so just to spend five minutes testifying.

Now exactly why is it you can't get a job again?

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Well, when you come down to it, they're all essentially the same thread...

I hate being baby-sat.

If it made sense, it'd be scary.

It's OK. They don't expect you to tip at McDonald's.