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I think you're asking a bit much.

I give him 72 hours - of course, he may not share his status update with us

Definitely send it. Then she can block you and report you right away, without all of the tedious foreplay.

Language, please.

Or the interpersonal skills.

When I read some of his stuff, all I can think of is the Love Quest; it's kind of like if Chris Chan and Ted Bundy mated and produced offspring.

3 sets of great-grandparents, one grandparent.

I hate when stuff like that happens - I always feel so bad for the person, but they need things that are just beyond your power to give. And it seems like these things never happen to assholes; it's always somebody who seems to be a pretty decent person, who you'd probably like if you met them under different circumstances.

It's either the "I forgot something" when I'm just about to go to sleep, or when I'm going somewhere, usually an appointment that I'm on the verge of being late for and it's too late to turn around.

He is a 52 year old CPA who married his high school sweetheart. He lives in the suburbs of Newark in a lovely split level ranch, and they have two children, a girl in college and a boy who's doing an internship at Google.. They also have an Airedale named Wesley, and a large salt-water aquarium.

Toonami--->

Crocodile dung pessaries always intrigued me...how bad can you want to have issue-free sex?

PMS is its own thing, and bipolar meds don't help; I'm pretty conscientious about taking mine, and I still used to turn into a bitch on wheels a couple of days a month.

Back in the day, PMS was associated with sheer bitchiness. I'm kind of bummed that I went through menopause before I could pass it off as something more acceptable, like "anxiety."

They may be stupid, but apparently they're smart enough not to go out with Zeni.

Why, thank you for that. A hearty laugh is an excellent way to start the morning. If I only hadn't spit coffee all over the screen while I was reading it...keep posting such funny material, and my death by aspiration will be on your conscience.

I'm only going by the information that you provide., so if they're lies, they're all yours.

Just smile - that's all that's generally needed anyway.

You're old and shiftless. If an 18 year old is looking to date somebody who's almost 27, they're going to expect someone mature and relatively stable, not someone who never stays at a job for more than two or three months, and who spends his free time playing games and downing low end beer. Country girls tend to be pragmatic, not naive.

It's a brand of coffee. It's good, it's cheap, it's espresso ground, it packs the wallop that my caffeine-jaded system needs, and I would drink it constantly except that it tears my stomach up.

Ah, but have you ever heard the voice of God? Bipolar has its compensations, I guess.

Hey! As someone with bipolar I, I resent that!

It's probably the truth - if it were a lie, it wouldn't bother you.

Can't respond - choking ...