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Call it what you want, it still looks like borderline pedophile and creepy, manipulative loser. And stop with the generation Z - my six year old granddaughter is Generation Z. Or maybe I should remove the "borderline" and just say "pedophile."

Legally, you're not - the age of consent in NJ is 16 - so, if you want to be viewed as a borderline pedophile and a creepy, manipulative loser, I guess it's OK.

Did you check in the lost and found?

You want Zeni to get lucky, you do it - shave your legs, dress up in one of Miku's outfits, paint your face, and go. You wear a blonde wig, he'll probably want to take you home to meet his mom.

Have you ever entertained, even just for a flickering instant, going to a job interview sober? So that you might actually comprehend what was being said? Never mind - DT's never make a good first impression.

I'm craving nothing. I finally got the General Tso's chicken I'd been craving for about a month, so now, my tummy is silent...until the next time.

Yeah, I hate that people can't hate in a terse way., too. I also hate being old and creaky and finding joints that I didn't know I had.

1. Duct tape 2. chainsaw 3. wood chipper 5. garbage bags

And there goes the coffee again, all over the screen...Are you trying to kill me, or is this just a happy accident?

Janice says that if you do, she wants to come out for a visit.

Cats are nice.

If I'm driving, it's the same thing

I don't think so; she didn't mention bugs.

Deep breaths. Use the energy to focus on what you have to do right now, to think and concentrate., and then go home. The work day's almost over.

My grand daughter is generation Z. She's six. Maybe your lawyer can get you into solitary...at least, you'd better hope so.

Aw, geez.2017sucks, too. First Charles Manson didn't die, then The Animal did. RIP, big guy.

And she's sitting on the couch, watching "Killer Klowns From Outer Space" and waiting for Pooquan to come home.

How would you keep him there? Look at all of the times we've whacked him with a rolled up newspaper, and he still pees on the rug.

This is a good idea; after all, in the end, they're the same thread.

Tut. tut, offering religious defense to legal offenses... Even somebody who flunked out of law school should know that that's not acceptable.

Some people go to a freak show time after time, because they're not quite certain that what they're seeing is real.

Many people find freak shows interesting.

Good point about the klonopin, but considering the salt recently...

Hoarders - starting spring cleaning early, and I need some inspiration.

Oh. sweet Jebus, not the alt army...