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I'd imagine that Gelatin would make a better fleshlight.

-nt

I'm going to feel just awful if that's true.

Why is your face weird? 😛 It's probably just the angle and/or outfit.

There are two malls in our city. The East and The West. The West has been slowly dying over the years but the East is still super popular and shows no signs of slowing down.

They put one in the East Mall here and it's fantastic. I never thought I'd ever see an arcade that was really alive and genuinely fun.

And I've successfully increased my weeb level. Took me 3 visits to win something. Wasn't my first choice but I'll take what I can get.

Same. I really don't want to wake up everyday for the next four years to hear what kind of horseshittery Trump is up too and I'm tired with arguing with dumb fucks who thinkTrump is their messiah.

They see him roll'n.

You can't spell harassment without ass. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Ice cream machines have a self cleaning mode that cannot be interrupted. It's easier to tell people that they're broken.

Is this normal Russian hockey?

That's between me, and the orphanage.

You mean THESE GUNS? *flexes biceps*

We get them at work once every 3 weeks or so. They sell out quickly even with a 1 per person limit.

Well I didn't.

They were dumb but that was the point.

Mmm, sausage sand.

My last remaining grandparent is 9 hours away.

Pretty sure I joined in '05. That would have put me at 17 or 18. Felt like I was younger than that but I guess not.

I 'members you. Ninja_Jesus is a hard name to forget. Mind expanding on that scheme? I'd like to hear the story.

I got a crock pot that I've just been using as a rice cooker. I've been throwing mixed vegetables, green onion, chicken and pineapple in it with zechwan sauce. I picked up some chicken broth but don't know what I'm going to use it for yet.

Yes.

500 hours of song.