RainyDayJizz#35

Nah, what else are you gonna do in a lucid dream? Fly? Vanquish evil? Shoot lasers at people with cleft chins? That's all kid stuff.

Yes, this. There's two threads titled ho stories when like 12 she's made fit under the category and could be merged to one thread.

Gonna have to support this one because when I looked at this place over the past couple weeks it's been all fuggs all the time.

No, thank you.

Asshat.

I'm just getting over this two week long cold, my throat still tickles a bit. But last Thursday I felt so much better that it made me feel like I wasn't going to die soon. This years plague is awful, I can't recommend surviving.

I have a decent sized game collection but nothing is mint because I play the games.

Yeah, she's fine.

All those toys locked away where no one can enjoy them. Never understood that sort of collecting.

I'll never give up the whereabouts of John Connor.

Eliot Spitzer was busted in a sting orchestrated by corporations for exposing and putting an end to the payola scandal. And so you don't need to google, payola was the practice of paying radio stations for airplay.

*steps in front of the frozen pizza I'm making* I liked chicken parmesan when I was young too. If there's one thing parental neglect is good for it's teaching a person how to cook and clean.

The worst is coming down off shrooms and you're tired and your stomach hurts and you just wanna sleep but when you try you just start crying so you turn on music.

Once I found out about food I missed out on not trying anything I started eating everything. I would refer to salads as refreshing. And now google image has taught me how many recipes refer to their salad as refreshing. I was just looking for a woman happy by herself with salad, shit.

Better way to make 80 bucks than a lot of options. From what I hear, keep writing and keep doing it. That's how you have to do it. Some guys do the same 20 minutes for years.

The three of us were all taking turns playing. I think my niece got hit diagonally cause I kinda remember making food when it happened.

This one is still holding strong for me. I think about it once every few months at least. Whenever I decide to notice a lot of cake.

I have escaped police pursuit at least three times on foot.

Totally unrelated, my sister was playing connect four with either me or my niece, and I got to use the "pretty sneaky, sis" line. It made me happier than it probably should have.

Speak for yourself, I put very little effort into getting him laid. Congratulations you guys. Cheers to many more years and all that shit.

I can't believe that isn't endorsed by nintendo.

Happens to everybody sometimes. It's supposed to go away after a bit.

This is one a lot of people have trouble with. The trick to it is that you need to exist. After that everything is fine.

Not if you've never seen how beautifully some people abused post tagging way back when, cause we can't do it here. I even enjoyed how it arranged them alphabetically, so you had to think about how to make a joke or burn not only in a certain character limit per tag, but in alphabetical order too. Once we figured out how to do it right everyone was wishing they could kudo tags. And then unfunny political trolling ruined it... whatever her name was... Peanutcat?

Why? I make better burger than a lot of restaurants.