RainyDayJizz#35

You mean to tell me you don't want to inherit a massive Precious Moments collection just for being a nice guy?

Yes! Unless they're making gundam, which I fully support throwing all of the world's money at.

This must be drama from somewhere else. Only flip out with drama I can read or ignore when it gets boring.

Thank you for sharing all of these, tolerating you guys is plenty internet for me.

Fucking seriously. The funniest story in naval history couldn't span more than five minutes. There would need to be ten ships loaded with men diarrhea shitting off the side of the boat because of bad rations or something to even begin making it worth 42 minutes.

Found a nice little bar to head into and shelter herself from the rain.

Man, I should really think about getting a computer to be popular on twitch. I wreck that crowd. Lol, and I thought you had the phone. All you have is a secondhand product review!

I would also enjoy candles in a dumpster to remind me of all these shitheads.

Last I remember he said it was his main gig. I miss delivery so much, it's the most chill job ever and now you don't even need to deal with a company. I'm locked into some bullshit with this V6 car when I would have grabbed a Corolla in a heartbeat. I'm ready to leave my job tomorrow. I would fucking thrive with my irresponsible 22 year old ass in this technological climate. In ten days I make rent and food money after I learn how business works. Benji clearly did. Anyone wanna trade me a Prius?

Kinda here too, Bast putting up the Fire made me laugh. I think it was Bast, she was our monderator around then.

I think if I was 22 and driving my Corolla I would smoke weed and deliver food like 12 hours a day. And then when I build up a stack I take a three week vacation. God damn this V6 and 401k and bonus plan.

Every time I feel like posting this clip I feel like watching Evangelion less. This is worse than the final boss fight in Outlaw Star.

I have always lived in the extrema of society. The problems I have caused have confused people for hours and days, until I eventually figure out how to do it myself.

Religions have one prophet dude.

Jesus god I'm glad my parents were drug addicts.

I will never stop being happy I watched Edward Penishands.

Jerk! I'll deal with it when 50 degrees is cold to me.

The thread title should have said dares instead of cares. My phone hates all of my thoughts.

Lol you think I needed to be dared to be constantly warm in California?

Happy birthday, I'm sure something lurid is happening.

The only thing is shark shed teeth like crazy and some of those ancient sharks were tooth monsters.

They have so many kinds of dried fruit and every bag of them is 3 dollars.

You're just jealous of my Klobb.

If I'm not mistaken you made the masturbation thread. We're just trying to divine its purpose.