RainyDayJizz#35

The funniest part to me is that I forgot how to spell Amontillado and I butchered it, so I had to correct it in my search bar but because I'm a genius I never highlighted it and had to click up there like three times. It was a really slow process.

Mongolian beef all day. I need to find a place that makes it well, all of the Asian food places are specialized and... I should see if there's a Mongolian place. But fuck Chinese for now, I want sushi tomorrow. I need to decide if I want a lot of sushi or if I want a moderate amount of sushi and ramen. It's a difficult choice.

I win!

Hopefully it's The Cask of Amontillado.

Like your mouth?

Not a bit!

I'm not sure if I ever run out of fucks to give. One of these days I'll find out.

Vaginas are good, mouths are my favorite. Even toothy blowjobs aren't awful unless they try to go fast. I dunno what it's like for some of you dudes, I've always had options.

I keep following this penis around every day. I'm not entirely sure why.

Often followed by wench.

This reminds me of when kids would tell you to hold your tongue and say I live on a ship full of apples.

Your dog looks like it's constantly being beaten.

I'd always get drunk and make way too much spaghetti.

I'll do it for $475,000.

My sister's kids are awesome and I had a great time when I visited them. They're a nice blend of old and new school thinking.

Why not? She's talked me into it and I'm happy with it. When she told me she might be pregnant I surprised myself and got excited

I seem to remember daddy.

Maybe. Not entirely sure yet.

Like your mouth?

And everything there is for sale through online transaction?

So people in this world still use catalogs. Is there anything from after 1973 in your house?

I'm six feet tall and 31" is about where I'm at.