RainyDayJizz#35

"I really like this village but I get all my armor from two villages ahead because the armorers here aren't very skilled."

It was a clever plan I had from the outset.

I posted in a thread similar to this on Gamefaqs a long time ago. I wanted to be a guard that says on useless thing over and over.

My first thread was titled Goodness Gracious.

People that are fucking normal. I'm barely normal and I feel like the most sane person posting sometimes.

We need more of the less prolific filler, like @CAC. People around that are at least worth reading, just not terribly moving.

I just did that!

Omg, stop flirting!

Never change, bro.

It's a fuck Texas post, Jesus Christ. Why am I not sleeping.

You're in Texas? If I'm ever there a dead body is probably the end result.

There should be a bite reaction.

Then life hurts, but you may break up on good terms realizing you're leading different lives and remain friends. BUT! Maybe she enjoys time with you like you do with her and your cock is the last one she wants to suck for the rest of her life.

But the important sentiment is that she wants to be with you however she can.

I went trick or treating until I was 13 because I mastered the art of maximizing candy by 10. At nine o'clock anyone with the light on dumped the bowl in your pillowcase. What, you didn't use a pillowcase? Idiot.

https://zippy.gfycat.com/SecretOrnateAtlanticbluetang.webm

Do godfather checks come regularly? And are they a percentage of income? I need to know how hard I'm supposed to work for the rest of my life. I may behave like an aimless ass but there has always been a plan. Just like her.... Fucking cunt.

I don't feel like drinking around her though, so I guess it's my weed money. Not that I want much of that around her either.

Soooo..... send me money for booze?

Create a live action remake of Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

I gotta say that if the first time we met I put a baby in her it is hilarious in no less than five ways. I was never going to win the baby debate with her.

Actually... not sure on that one yet. Her dogs are being weird though.

I think you meant can't, baby.

Why you gotta be so Mexican? lol