MEXobiologist

pepper spray? pig blood? there has to be something.

you're indifferent. which i'm not so sure is weird but i have no real grasp for it.

wouldn't telling people that you're sick of them work?

could be, i won't deny that. i'm picky in choosing people but it is not difficult for me to make friends once i've decided i want to be close to a person/people.

well, if you're content with that because you kinda just don't care, then maybe not so weird or strange. companionship can be found in many types of relationships.

leave house. meet people. do things you probably should regret, or at least thought twice about, but don't give a fuck. because life. repeat.

welp, that explains my sanity then...

i wasn't aware it was detachable

being a lady is tough, especially with things like this. i process lingerie at work and you're right, they really do jump in size 9/10 times. don't feel too bad tho, mine is hit and miss too cuz in store, they usually start D cups in a run of sizes at 36. merp. some ladies just don't ever get the luxury of shopping in stores. or swim two pieces that are sold as pairs but you can only fit top or bottom. but hey... they're fun to jiggle and be weird with. so i guess we're winning there

you, my dear, know how to shop

oh, i dunno... the poor unsuspecting soul that may also have to wake up to such maybe?

thats my go to <3 it sounds really weird to ask for in stores too. "hi, welcome to (insert various lingerie store names), is there anything we can help you with today?" "YES. show me what 32D booby traps you have in stock" .... a moment of awkward silence. it doesn't even sound like you're asking for a bra.

if you hate yourself

i took that mental image too far

i hear that one A LOT still during the summer coming from various boats of drunken chaos

glad you were finally able to eat without fear of chewing your lip off what did you stuff them with?

if she is the one bringing the pain... shouldn't i still feel sorry for you?

this should be one of those hidden images pictures with an actual penis hidden somewhere in it

burns!?!? wtf... that seems... not right. i'm sorry for your loss.

yes, yes i do. enough regular maintenance has me in pretty good condition for my year and have needed very little out right repairs done. that being said tho, there is some cosmetic damage here and there, and when the weather gets cold i need a little more time to warm up before use. so idk realistically what the asking price should be. probably would be better off selling through an auction of some sort. everybodys got a use for something. even art kids buy complete junk and then there are those people who like to attempt a good fixer upper every now and then.

that kinda implies that you are difficult to deal with, which couldn't be further from the truth. you're pretty swell.

the older you get, the less uncommon it is also, is it on purpose? cuz that makes a difference. maybe not in whether or not you've had one, but maybe in regards to reasons.

too sensitive?

for multiple reasons, yes sometimes its almost overly amusing to me though. like when i'm high and laying on my back with no bra on, i jiggle them then laugh at the weird feeling and look of it.