Still Me

You rip a hole through the fabric of time....and your shorts

I don’t like fast food fried chicken

Lb and I were in 5below checking out Christmas shit...well this mother fuck kept dropping ass all throughout the store....well I finally go up the counter with what I was buying and the guy at the register says to me...”at least it smells better here right” and I’m like “I’m sorry what?” And he says “Someone in here has been dropping bombs, had to run through the store with Febreeze”... so I’m barely holding to together and LB is like -doo doo doo I’m gonna pretend I didn’t hear nothin-...we make it outside and start DYING....

@DBZ4ever

@DBZ4ever i miss you....COME BACK TO ME....I like making you uncomfortable.... I love you....

I have a three day week this week....but Monday....I weep for Monday

I had to explain thanksgiving to someone from India today...this is what I said ‘well, the colonists in the area had made a rocky peace with the native tribe. The tribe showed them how to survive through winter and taught them how to farm indigenous plants. And they had a feast after harvest to thank those who helped them....and then....we turned around...stole their land for beads...gave them small pox and scalped them for laughs”.... and she didn’t miss a fucking beat and was like...”oh...ok....happy thanksgiving”

go on......

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Why would anyone miss that bumbling chode?

Dude stop

It’s on Netflix and I’ve been watching it... And good Lord it does not stand up to the test of time

Is it ‘not welcome’ or is it ‘yiff master general’?

You know....I think Hong Kong phooey could kick his ass

Oh fuck zeni

I dunno....Lookin like a lil Wayne knight

Hopefully not the gel....gotta get the chunky kind

Omg so good...so spicy....so good

the neck...boom

Careful now, but hurt bitch nabs May downvote you

I’m happy you’re happy....I’m also happy the garbage has been taken out

So...nab was broke...couldn’t admit it or couldn’t maintain commitments...got paired with someone he didn’t like giving him prime opportunity to be a dick without anyone knowing the truth... yeah he’s out

Wait he refused to get kidney anything?

I went to sleep around 2....cause I had to make sure my pies were cool enough to package....also....drinking