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Still Me

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  1. I’m in...but we have to draw very soon
  2. Experiment was successful....I have no cuts...
  3. It’s the smallest they had and I could probably get it to comfortably fit around her waist...but i ain’t that mean
  4. She’s my blind beebee...my one eyed peg legged beauty...yarr
  5. REBEL
  6. Nope....this is my favorite holiday....I cook 2 thanksgivings
  7. Before skin after no skin
  8. To shave your legs drunk....cause I’m about to find out
  9. I mean they had Santa hats...but I can’t get her to function even in a harness...so the collar costumes are the only things she can handle.... she used to have a pink tutu collar....now I need to find her an angel wing collar costume
  10. With the one eye she can still see out of
  11. To torture my cat with
  12. See I’m not afraid of food....you put it in front of me and I’ll eat it....but I just don’t like to fuck with Indian food....I’m overly cautious with it... alas....my food was palatable
  13. See it looks like Chinese food...but tastes like nothing.... one of the few things I miss about NY
  14. Fuck it you won...I got Indian
  15. I’m always nervous about Indian food...I can’t eat real spicy shit...I mean I like chicken briyani...and potato samosas...but....I dunno
  16. Let see we gots Mexican... italian (not really cause It’s Cheesecake Factory) some Indian food... what Texas likes to call “Chinese” food... sushi... aaaaaaaaand fast food....
  17. Alcohol has taught me that people love it when I over drink and get super giggly.......
  18. She sure does walk heavy... anytime the house is quiet I hear her little peg legs dom dom dom on the hard floor.... Little pirate don’t need a bell....needs a salad
  19. Still Me

    Excuses

    Bring me a doughnut
  20. Anime taught me that it’s common place to fuck a sibling and its not taboo
  21. Still Me

    Excuses

    Got it, hope your funeral is beautiful
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