Still Me

See I’m not afraid of food....you put it in front of me and I’ll eat it....but I just don’t like to fuck with Indian food....I’m overly cautious with it... alas....my food was palatable

See it looks like Chinese food...but tastes like nothing.... one of the few things I miss about NY

Fuck it you won...I got Indian

I’m always nervous about Indian food...I can’t eat real spicy shit...I mean I like chicken briyani...and potato samosas...but....I dunno

Let see we gots Mexican... italian (not really cause It’s Cheesecake Factory) some Indian food... what Texas likes to call “Chinese” food... sushi... aaaaaaaaand fast food....

Alcohol has taught me that people love it when I over drink and get super giggly.......

Yarr?

She sure does walk heavy... anytime the house is quiet I hear her little peg legs dom dom dom on the hard floor.... Little pirate don’t need a bell....needs a salad

Bring me a doughnut

Anime taught me that it’s common place to fuck a sibling and its not taboo

Got it, hope your funeral is beautiful

don’t fucking text me these long ass excuses why you calling in to work...just say “can’t come in tomorrow, I’ll try to find coverage” then shut the fuck up. i miss my last position.....

Probably dbz4ever and rogue....maybe stilgar

Rukiasoul negrodaumus4646 shibby lupin bebop midnight discolemonaid but I talk to a ton more off board

Well...at least you to-it-up in a public restroom

I want to punch him right in the suck hole

Oh shit if LB and I are having a good conversation and have to pee we do it with the door open and continue the convo...it’s just pee...with parts we’ve already seen....

He hates that I call it pooplez....I’ll get him to say it one day...and victory will be mine

I don’t know if I should laugh...or weep at the sad state of your family tree

I’m watching the Lucas pro pulling league.... well if this ain’t some redneck shit....

Went and got Korean bbq

My imperfections are what make me my own person...so yeah....I’m a culmination of my imperfections and my terrible parents

Tldr

Fuck no...I live in my imperfections