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Still Me

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  1. Still Me
    still looking still saving...trying to find one that is move in ready...we really don't wanna have to do construction while living there
  2. Still Me
    now while we're in the process of buying a house
  3. Still Me
    i would fucking murder him...unless they pay him more than he gets now...cause we ain't takin no pay cut for bacon
  4. Still Me
    omg I can't even...every time we get groceries he's like "ok we need bread, cheese, bacon..."..."no, we don't need any god damned bacon"..."bitch, my money...we gettin bacon"...
  5. Still Me
    how many times do I have to tell you that I do not feel the want or need to validate you...I don't care what you think...so help yourself to whatever conclusions you want to draw so that you can sleep soundly in your bug infested bed
  6. Still Me
    i don't owe you shit
  7. Still Me
    i offered to make him breakfast today and he told me "no, we're running out of bacon"...WE HAVE 4 FUCKING POUNDS
  8. Still Me
    kinda...sorta
  9. Still Me
    its funny you think it's "pretend"
  10. Still Me
    we've been in a relationship for 5 years...we live together
  11. Still Me
    lupin_bebop[/member]
  12. Still Me
    i got it while I was cooking dinner...I spilled boiling water on me...wanna see it?
  13. Still Me
    and I have this blister...and LB keep screaming at me to leave it alone....but I need to...I NEED TO POP IT
  14. Still Me
    no thank you...I have standards and I would still find you unfuckable
  15. Still Me
  16. Still Me
    a pirate who history relates was fighting some of his mates when he slipped on his cutlass rendered him nutless and practically useless on dates
  17. Still Me
    PARRRRRTAAAAAYY...wait do you even work?
  18. Still Me
    really? I thought your goal was trying to learn how to suck your own dick
  19. Still Me
    there once was a woman named Jill who swallowed an exploding pill they found her vagina in North Carolina and her tits in a tree in brazil
  20. Still Me
    to the land of hazy giggles and a dreamless sleep
  21. Still Me
    dont chafe
  22. Still Me
    good luck
  23. Still Me
    men? Men in tights?
  24. Still Me
    ive been sip sippin....if I keep it up I'm gonna need a beer run
  25. Still Me
    Drunk? Drunk?....me too
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