Still Me

best invention next to the microwave

kiddo? whats wrong with your baby?

bucket.....you white trash son of a bitch.... :D <3

dude....if you have a toxic brain why are you here? we the people of this cesspool only make things worse....

its these little things....called pride, respect, and success.....i take pride in what i do, people respect my work ethic, and when youve earned and saved your own money....you can become successful by getting a house or apartment that you can call your own....so that you can get out of living with you mommy under a bullshit excuse....

https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/

LB hasnt ever heard of that....so my guess is no....but me personally....im paper sheet white and i have no physical boundaries....i grab people and people grab me....just goes with crowded cities....

day 6/9 of vacation.....man im getting restless.....i dont know how people can sit home all the time....

i need no alt...this sn makes me happy

no i was watchin a movie and this girl got punched in the boob on accident.....fuckin domestic violence....please....i would fucking destroy him....

fuckin hurts

what about the kinda of fart that you don't feel until it's too late but it gets trapped in your buttcheeks like this little air pocket...then it moves from where it spawned to the top of your asscrack and you hear this tiny little snap....

nope

neither of us are interested in it

he doesn't like a lot of stuff...so I make it for me basically

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i honestly cannot stand any song the misfits do....i hate her voice...this is my favorite song tho

to be fair we just got groceries...

> > > ill ask her the next time i see her

:D :D omg when i bought my car LB and i get into it to drive it off the lot and i said....'are you ready for the christening?' and hes like 'wut?' and i just let one rip....

i have a coworker that will go a whole day and i wont hear a peep from her and then she'll tell me 'hey, you wanna know something funny?...ive been crop dusting all day'....HOW THE FUCK CAN YOUR FARTS BE THAT QUIET? its unnatural....she has to be a terminator

i cant....i am physically unable....its like my body shuts down any gas production during the work day....but god damn when i get home

i love tamales....but i normally only eat them in the pork variety....i have some in the fridge that i can heat up....but that being said...i dont know how to make that corn-thing-wrap.....i would love to learn...i mean i got my asian food game on lock....i can make azuki red bean paste...and dumpings/wontons...i have some i made on my birthday that i put in the freezer....

i have ingredients in my house to make chicken tacos/fajitas/enchiladas