Still Me

take your pick...all states are shit

go for it...she'll care just as much about it as she does her first born...cause as much as I despise it...I'm the favorite...and the baby

welcome back bitch

oh...OHHH I thought you were leaving...never to return...what's the matter? Needed a break from the hustle and bustle of your board?

im not into incest tho....so...there's that

HEY!...make your state less a pile of burning human shit...just saiyan

in the toilet

i rarely talk to the half brother I have now....what's one more?

oh now she says she's going to Alabama after tomorrow....like that's any better...fuckin Alabama

this bitch lives in lake placid Florida...and I said to her "hey did you buy some supplies? Have you boarded up your sliding glass door?" And she says "na, *insert boyfriends name* says we'll be alright...we're headed up to Disney tonight"....BITCH YOU IG-NANT I HOPE YOU FUCKIN DIE NOW....

at home I have an assigned covered parking space so I don't have to worry about that....if I'm somewhere like the store or the mall...I go in and page the license plate, make and model of the car....then just wait

dude my skin is SUPER sensitive....like I'm allergic to grass and the fucking sun...but I can touch poison ivy and sumac and be completely fine....

scrub harder and moisturize

i think it has to be...but my grandma...the jem that she was...would say "if you're that fucking itchy, shower"....kinda stuck

with them being dirty....I mean unless it's a reaction to something...like occasionally I'll try a new lotion that will irritate my tattoo and the lines will raise and will become itchy...but if your body itches with no provocation....then shower...you dirty....

depends really...sometimes pj pants and a t-shirt...or a cami and underwear....or nothing...

ive seen your ass...it barely classifies as ass

yeah I'll give you that one

:D > <3

yeah but you can warm em up...their like Pyrex....that being said...they are supposed to be "shatter proof"...yet I have that fear of shatter

awkward video is awkward...but you should do something fun with it...I colored mine every color in the rainbow

hmm what?

fair enough...just saying being under more than you get is worrisome...I was negative 4K once....for weeks I did not sleep and I kept breaking out in hives

man...I'm a realistic rubber dong person but I've been eyeing them glass ones...I'm too skittish to commit to it