Still Me

aww wacky im so sorry....it has to be devastating to watch your child suffer...

im not being retarded....you are...i know that its something you can 'get paid for' (which is a fucked up thing to say considering we all know you just wanna try to game the system)...but im talking about me personally...i dont feel that its debilitating enough to even be considered worth paying for

i just put one in my cart on amazon...its a crock pot brand, 8qt, digital read out, lock lid, red one with a travel tote for $50

i honestly havent ever heard of a crock pot starting a fire....i mean mine is old as fuck so i dont trust it....but the newer ones have fail safes...

i dunno....im sorry but i dont find this to be a true disability....its not so debilitating that you cant work....i mean my mother is bipolar and she drives 18 wheelers

really? i do bbq in the oven...same with chicken roasts....but when it comes to round roast...gotta go crock pot

man when i was a kid my mom would slow roast a chicken in the oven while everyone was gone....im ok with leaving a crock pot on....but a fucking oven?

yeah i love pot roast....and i have this big ass one in the fridge that will fit in my crock pot....but it doesnt leave much room for all my accouterments...cause i can make mashed potatoes, roasted carrots and caramelized onions....but it tastes so much fucking better when you cook it with the meat

4 1/2

i remember when i was a kid my grandma would be making burgers or something and my cousin and i would grab a little bit of the raw ground meat, put some salt on it then eat it...then that stopped when my cousin got e-coli and almost died...

i need a bigger one

best invention next to the microwave

kiddo? whats wrong with your baby?

bucket.....you white trash son of a bitch.... :D <3

dude....if you have a toxic brain why are you here? we the people of this cesspool only make things worse....

its these little things....called pride, respect, and success.....i take pride in what i do, people respect my work ethic, and when youve earned and saved your own money....you can become successful by getting a house or apartment that you can call your own....so that you can get out of living with you mommy under a bullshit excuse....

https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/

LB hasnt ever heard of that....so my guess is no....but me personally....im paper sheet white and i have no physical boundaries....i grab people and people grab me....just goes with crowded cities....

day 6/9 of vacation.....man im getting restless.....i dont know how people can sit home all the time....

i need no alt...this sn makes me happy

no i was watchin a movie and this girl got punched in the boob on accident.....fuckin domestic violence....please....i would fucking destroy him....

fuckin hurts

what about the kinda of fart that you don't feel until it's too late but it gets trapped in your buttcheeks like this little air pocket...then it moves from where it spawned to the top of your asscrack and you hear this tiny little snap....