Still Me

Correction he said in a fire he would cook the bacon and eat it.... essentally leaving me to become people bacon.... regardless... he chose bacon

Me: “if it was me and bacon in jail, no....me and bacon in a car accident....wait.....me and bacon in a fire....what would you save?” LB: ”...” ”bacon”... Hi my name is still me and I’m now currently in the market for a man to love me....more than BACON.....😑

YAAS.... im singing like beaker waiting for my pecan waffle......

meep meep, meep meep meep meep meep meep, meep meep meep meep meep meep....

No!!

I prefer the cold to be honest

Wait for it.....

I think the DMV should be monitored by the CDC.....just saiyan

Our high is 77 today

I just watched a girl throw up....god I love the DMV

Oh I thought we were all in that club...called depression....

I’d watch that

BWAAAAA

Aww....you think I have public shame....OK ILL DEW EET

WELL FUCK YOU.....KITTEN!!!

I’ve had two days of limited sleep then today on my day off I got up at 6am to stand in line at the DMV again.... WOOOOOOOOOOOOO....I want a pecan waffle.....

BUT DOES IT COME IN PINK?!? I DONT FUCKIN THINK SO

I go by myself....then again I carry mace

Wooop

looks like a back pack...can use it as a back pack....but secretly a chair...like....for lines n shit....goin to a convention? Gonna have to wait in line for an autograph? Going to the DMV?.... introducing THE LINE CHAIR....

I hope you get maced and tased in the balls

SHOW ME AN ARTICLE OF SOMEONE NOT HAVING ANY GENITALS....

looks like an Easter egg exploded

Everyone has genitals

YOU DIDNT EVEN GIVE ME A CHANCE!!