Still Me

girls want dat milk shake babeh

thats way too much food

ya know it never fails....as soon as i vacuum....i drop something

CHIRST how much meat are u using?

i know....im still saying i only eat 2 at a time....regardless....i mean think about it....6 oz of deli meat is FUCKING RIDICULOUS

uh....well mayo, lettuce, tomato, cheese.....meat.....but thats if im having a sandwich....i tend to go the lazy route and take 2 slices and roll em up and eat em

youre just desperate to give it away arent you?

jesus fuck....next time youre feeling frisky just pay my power bill k? i cant fathom blowing that amount of money....dont get me wrong...i blow my fair share of cash....but i keep my purchases within the 1-3 hundred dollar range....

i was researching portion sizes of deli meat and there are websites saying 6 oz is a portion size..... that means when i buy a pound of turkey...thats give or take 2 1/2 servings... WHO THE FUCK PUTS THAT MUCH MEAT ON A SANDWICH?....im a two slicer....2 SLICES....shit lasts me a week

arent you already doing that?

god damn what an old fuck....i had a finch as a kid....named sty-me.....hated the fucker

you can always go back and get a masters....but if you cant actually afford it then its not the appropriate option

HA OMG.....Fritters is an awesome name....it should be a real name

aw really? i mean he was rather uppity....so if your cat is a snoot.....it would work too

dawwwwww just like daddy

god i hate birds as pets.....no offense

yeah.....but do you really have the money to blow? i mean at this age you most likely wont get a grant....can you afford to loan it out on top of your house payments? youll be down to 1 ramen a month

see bagheera is an awesome name....but you know what i kinda want now? i want a hairless cat and a lykoi cat.....and name them plague and famine

my boss wants me to enter pharmacy school like the rest of his staff.....look i did the college thing....i got my degree....but i left the food service industry not more than 4 years after i graduated

well going back to school and not working doesnt = money.....i mean how will you continue to afford that mansion

see....i think i would understand your fetish more if you just fucked clowns

i figure ill get the same amount of satisfaction of hitting my face with a brick as going back to school.....

ugh god...the stink of desperation here

im not even motivated to make lunch