Still Me

My grandma had been living in this coverted barn house for 30+ years...and occasionally she would hear footsteps on the stairs and upstairs, but genuinely disregarded it. well she finally decided to move to a house my uncle built for her and on her last night there she woke up that morning and the bedroom door was open. And when she looked out she saw this little boy, with dark brown hair and he said “don’t leave”. Then he was gone.... the week after she moved that house burned to the ground

#whenyouhatewhatyoudo

Ahhhhh the joys of not having family any where remotely near my state...

WOO ALRIGHT....IM GONNA CLEAN MY HOUSE!!

Meet in front of a police station....or inside a Starbucks

I need to buy a fuck load of them.....and hide them EVERYWHERE!

Give me money and I’ll shit for you....

They are so cute....but house mice are bad mkay?

Omg I want that

More like octopussies amirite?.... ... <_<

Na accoding to cannibals...people taste of chicken

Nope

#toyrus

I’d eat me....I bet I would be delicious....

At no point did you say I’d be saved....you just said you’d cook the bacon and eat it....then proceeded to stuff your gullet full of waffle

YALL BITCHES BE BUYIN ME NEW BRITCHES....I AINT WASHING THE SKID MARK OF YOUR MISTAKE

It’s.....it’s just been a long day....

BITCHES BETTER HAVE 2-PLY

Neup...now we’re at the title registration what’s-a-mah-fucks-it

I demand to poop in y’alls toilet....

I’m not gonna poison him lol

I love settlements...it’s like you owe $4000...but we can settle this for $2000....it’s like....mmmmk if I had the fucking $2000 I would have PAID YOU