Still Me

Oh no it’s nestle toll house shit...like the chocolate chip cookie kind

Oh shit I forgot about banana cream... and I like lemon curd...so I’ll eat lemon meringue pie...but I take of the meringue....

to be completely transparent...I found this recipie in a comic book and this has become a fucking staple now. Come thanksgiving I make LBs apple store this pie and they go ape shit over it...enjoy Ingredients: 4 tbsp melted butter 1/2 cup sugar 1/2 cup brown sugar 1/2 cup corn syrup 2 tbsp bourbon (I use soco) 3 eggs 2 cups pecans 1/4 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips 1 Pillsbury pie crust Instructions: 1. Combine butter, sugar, brown sugar and bourbon. Mix till smooth 2. Mix in corn syrup and eggs 3. Mix in pecans and chocolate 4. Butter and flour a pie pan, roll out pie crust into pan and crimp the edges 5. Pour pie mixture into pie crust 6. Bake at 350 for 35-40 minutes Notes: When checking for pie done-ness make sure it remains firm. If the middle jiggles like a set of big natural titties...shit ain't done...enjoy! @Buddyroe360

Favorite pie doe? Cherry...

Sure give me a sec

I make a slammin chocolate bourbon pecan pie...

and I feel like pie

Oh hell na....it was the live chat...

Yeah that bullseye should be a bit darker

Did bitch just smiley faced me 😐

and I’m fuckin with a Verizon rep via chat....

probably

Andy dick

I make an excellent wing man

Am I helping?

*squeeeeeeee* omg I cant even

I e-majin... and I bring death and destruction... or whatever the fuck I want...

IT DAMN WELL BETTER

Dude get the Ferrari editions

Those frames were green?....lord...

Side note...I zoomed in cause I thought you were using a selfie stick...and I was about to land blast you...lol

I have the same color lenses from Ray Ban but better frames...what is that clear? Or...yellow?

Unlimited overtime....